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It's pretty big news here in Tampa, mostly because she's friends with a bunch of people I know. This girl, Jasmine Tridevil, decided to get a third boob. Because that's always a great idea. Now if this was already posted here, sorry. Merge it...

Yay football. Or whatever sport is in season. Yay!

Filthy Canadian eagles.

I ran into this guy at the grocery store a few months back. He was in line in front of me and started telling these really bad jokes because the midget cashier, with her tiny midgety arms, was moving really slowly. Now Michael McMagic is not the type of fella who knows how to walk away when a...

I just wanted to say that life is pretty neat without sports and gambling. You should all try it. That is all.

I kinda/sorta miss you fools. xoxo, Rubyn

How are all of you hommos doing tonight? I'm wine drunk and sitting in my backyard. Hello. http://youtu.be/5TAQ1T1e2Dg

It's been one year since I lost Savior Dog. It's been one fucking helluva a year. RIP Savior Dog, you are missed.

Did him die?

Special Ed break dancing?

Suck it, MrMonkey.

If the stars were ever to align in our favor, and I asked you politely, would you shave your critter for me?

Common pal, one time guey. Do it for science.

We just saw this on tv. I can't wait for the abortion and infidelity website commercials. Petty awesome that the fingertip thing comes with a free condom. My birthday is April 21st. Please hook a sister up. Plommer, you ever try one of these?

We need more finger pointing and mud slinging. Sincerely, :robyn:

I do.

I would like to conduct an interview with you which will be placed as an article on the front page of the site. You have an interesting cult following and I am sure many out there would love to get to know what makes thee Acid Joe tick. This is no joke. I am very serious. I will send a...

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/11/04/hall-of-fame-manager-sparky-anderson-dies/ Sparky Anderson who managed three teams to World Series championships died today at the age of 76. A family spokesman said Anderson died from complications from dementia at a hospice in Thousand Oaks...

I've been getting updates from Blitty and Mrs. X. Oh holy shit, is this going to be a mess of a weekend. It is only 4PM and Blitty has already been kicked out of a bar. A very drunk tacomax was on the same flight as the X's. His hairspray was mysteriously punctured in his checked...

We watched Teen Wolf the other night. This might very well be the worst song ever written. What does this song have to do with a nerdy teenage boy who turns into a popular basketball playing werewolf? first My Clothes Catch On Fire then My Car Hits A Tree you Might Think It's A Big...