Worst song ever written?

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Rubyn

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We watched Teen Wolf the other night. This might very well be the worst song ever written. What does this song have to do with a nerdy teenage boy who turns into a popular basketball playing werewolf?


first My Clothes Catch On Fire
then My Car Hits A Tree
you Might Think It's A Big Catastrophe
just Seems Normal To Me

always Lookin' On The Bright Side
isn't That The Way To Be?
you Might Say That's A Sign Of Lunacy
just Comes Natural To Me

uncle Sam Is A Commie
russia's Red, White, And Blue
so The President's Lost A Screw Or Two
anything We Can Do?

time To Settle Back, Enjoy It
problems? They Ain't Nothin' New
so The World's Lookin' More And More Askew
what's It Matter To You?

chorus
you Gotta Go With The Flow, Joe
no Matter What, It's A Helluva Show
just Take It Easy And Slow, Joe
way To Go. Way To Go.

used To Be, Girl's Got Headaches
now The Pain's Gone Away
got This Feeling I Just My Score Today
must Be Doin' Okay

suddenly It Seems So Easy
now I Know Just What To Say
man, I'm Hot When I Got The Cards To Play
nothin' Stands In My Way

you Gotta Go With The Flow, Joe
no Matter What, It's A Helluva Show
get Up And Kick At The Dojo
way To Go. Way To Go.

you Gotta Go With The Flow, Joe (I Know)
no Matter What, It's A Helluva Show (That's Right)
just Take It Easy And Slow, Joe
way To Go. Way To Go.
 
wait....wait just one fucking minute....

you mean to tell me that bread gave you the night off from babysitting and you sat your ass at home...on the couch...watching this whoreshit TeenWolf movie??? :clueless:
unreal
 
Robyn the song at the end of Teen Wolf, it's amazing, something like Win In The End...that was a real musical feast.
 
It might be sacrilegious but I tuned into and oldies country station on the way to work this mornign and heard Kentucky Rain by Elvis. The lyrics were pure cheeze.
 
RayRay
wait....wait just one fucking minute....

you mean to tell me that bread gave you the night off from babysitting and you sat your ass at home...on the couch...watching this whoreshit TeenWolf movie??? :clueless:
unreal
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He came back home. We are sitting in the backyard. Bread is talking to Wally on the phone.

We watched it Tuesday. I was not happy about it because I wanted to watch the last three episodes of The Wire (Season 3).
 
Bread can't talk to wally on the phone... I need to talk to someone..... I'm phoning bread.....
 
Bread is making the rounds today

If I knew he was gonna be so busy I would have flown out there Rubyn
 
Acid Joe....Bread is calling YOU right now. Prepare yourself....he is out of control retarded.
 
i still think Kentucky Rain is worse than your teen wolf song robin but you will refuse to give me credit lol
 
You Gotta Go With The Flow, Acid Joe
No Matter What, It's A Helluva Show
Just Take It Easy And Slow, Acid Joe
Way To Go. Way To Go
 
Aai aai aai
I am your butterfly
I need your protection

be my samurai

I'm a ninja yo, my life is like a video game, I maintain
when I'm in the zone one player, one life on the mic, limited time
yo ninja, go! No fucking around I'm cutting down anyone in my path

trying to fuck up my game with razor sharp lyrical throw-stars, here my flow's hot
ho$tyle, wild out of control
ninja skop befokte rof taal, rough ryhmes for tough times
met fokol kos, skraal, till I hit triple 7 at the atm, straight famine or feast
when you living on the razor edge, stay sharp sharp
rolling with the $o$ high-energy
you never seen zef so fre$, uh! When we mic check
hi-tek flows flex, yo we optimistik
not fuckin depressed, we not like the rest
my style is ufo, totally unknown
you can't fuck with my new zef flow, I'm hard to miss, 'you can't do this, you can't do that'
yo fuckin who said so? I do what I like, too hot to handle, too cold to hold
you can't fuck with the chosen one, I-I-I-I-I want the knife
yo I'm a ninja

(Hook)

Ninja is poes koel, but don't fuck with my game boy
or I'll poes you, life is tough, when I get stuck and my time is up
I push through, till I break-break-break on through to the other side
fantastically poor with patience like the stalker
ninja is hardcore, been cut so deep feel no pain

it's not sore, don't ask for kak
or you'll get what you ask for I'm like a wild animal in the corner
waiting for the break of dawn, trying to get through the night, just a man with a will to survive
my blades swing free, decapitate a hater
with amazing ease, this is not a game boy

don't play with me, I work my mic-saber
like a wild fuckin savage from the dark side: danger!
Yin to the yang, totally hi-tek, ninja's motherfuckin
big in japan, I seen the future,
but right now I got nothing in my hand
except a microphone, big dreams and a plan, fly-talking, sky-walking
like a ninja

(Hook)

Fuck, this is like, the coolest song I ever heard in my whole life
fuck all of you who said I wouldn't make it
they said I was a looser
they said I was a no-one
they said I was a fuckin psycho
but look at me now

all up on the internet
worldwide
enter the ninja
yo-landi vi$$er
dj hi-tek
die fokken antwoord
dis mooi ne?

(Hook)

I'm a ninja
yo I'm a ninja
I'm a ninja
a motherfuckin ninja
 
^Polaroid, just nuke the fok.
 
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