I dunno Wally, Teela is a heartbreaker. She certainly munched me up.
...you might have better luck with Shari...she knows she's got the Pacific ocean between the two of you.
This is what we use on the hotties at Comicon:
Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
Nice Asimov.
A special one for Wally:
I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
yeah...
...I'm laughing Muddy...
...you white fvks need to go thru a little hazing over something you were born with and see if you can fvking laugh it up.