Sitting at a bar by myself

[Bread]

I'm still drinking pally baby.

Matty knows I live about 5 min drive from Tilted Kilt.

What's the plan?

 

[Blitty]

I dunoo. Show we take it out?

 

[Bread]

I dunt gettit.

 

[Blitty]

Maybe this will clear things up:

HOOPS IS IN THE HIZZLE

BABAY BABY

 

[Bread]

Maybe this will clear things up:

HOOPS IS IN THE HIZZLE

BABAY BABY

I would pay so so so so so so so sos os os os ososososo so much cmuch much much to see this.

I'm not being silly, drunk or extravagant.

I want to see that happen. From an inch away.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I bet Shaqalack's pee pee goes through her intestines on the way up. That's just an unreal size difference.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I would pay so so so so so so so sos os os os ososososo so much cmuch much much to see this.

I'm not being silly, drunk or extravagant.

I want to see that happen. From an inch away.

LOL. I would too.

Jesus Christ. How does that bitch not split in two?

 

[Bread]

Just look at his forearm...it goes from her elbow to above her head.

This is crazy! Does this happen?

I feel like I'm turning into Loshak right now. I'm soooo excited at the thought of this. No way this doesn't involve neighbors calling the police.

 

[Bread]

She thinks she got that bag of high-end goodies for free.

But oh no.

No she did not.

 

[Bread]

I've hadn't thought about Shaq's cock this much since he played for LSU.

True story.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

How the fuck do you follow Shaq drilling that pussy too?

Shit, man. You'd have to fist that broad while you're fucking her.

Who does she date after Shaq? I feel sorry for that guy...

He whips out his 9" dick and she's like, "How cute."

 

[Bread]

Juror! MF used a smiley!!!!

 

[roguejuror]

Juror! MF used a smiley!!!!

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

 

[Rubyn]

Read the comments on that picture. LOL!

http://imgur.com/gallery/TON2H

 

[Jello]

Read the comments on that picture. LOL!

http://imgur.com/gallery/TON2H

"It must be like using a fleshlight for him"

"Those jeans are 34/34s"

 

[Bread]

Didn't realize this was Hoopz from Flava Flav show and I Love Money!

 

[Bay Bud]

so that girl is 4' tall?

bread, why go to a bar only to post on the internet?

 

[Bread]

so that girl is 4' tall?

bread, why go to a bar only to post on the internet?

BB, I was by myself with nobody to talk to! You guys are my only friends! :(