Sitting at a bar by myself

[Bread]

Pre Shaq

Post Shaq

 

[roguejuror]

so that girl is 4' tall?

bread, why go to a bar only to post on the internet?

tio Bud that's how we roll

 

[Bay Bud]

BB, I was by myself with nobody to talk to! You guys are my only friends! :(

make friends by talking to the people at the bar. i go to gruene hall all the time by myself, turn my cell phone off when i walk inside, and have a grand ol' time for a couple of beers.

 

[Bread]

I don't like people as much as you do.

 

[Bay Bud]

then why confront them in a conventional social setting?

it doesn't make sense from purely an economical standpoint to pay bar prices for drinks and post on the internet. imagine going to a concert to see snoop dogg and the guy next to you is listening to aerosmith on his sony walkman? you'd think that guy was pretty silly, right?

now back to that photo of shaq and whoever the girl is (i don't keep up with the kardashians so do not know who that one is). is that a real photo and the gal is just 4' tall?

 

[Bread]

Damn you and your common sense having ways.

And that picture might be doctored a bit. I used to watch I Love Money (great television) and don't remember her being that much of a showty.

 

[betplom]

Robyn is very busy tonight and I was hyper because it is raining so I went out to Tilted Kilt to sit at outside bar and drink.

Could be worse I guess? I could be watching The Planet of the Apes movie at the theater alone?

Is this code for "Rubyn is sexing with a congo line of black fellas in our home right now and I was not welcome" ?

 

[Bay Bud]

yeah, it's tough to tell these days what's real and what's photochopped.

stay thirsty, my friend.

 

[Blitty]

Didn't realize this was Hoopz from Flava Flav show and I Love Money!

Common guey!

 

[Oksana]

Real Name: Nicole Deannae Alexander
Nicknames: Nikki, Hoopz
Birth Date: July 12, 1983
Birth Place: Detroit, Michigan
Height: 5'3"
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Measurements: 34C, 25,37
Weight: 120 lb

 

[Bread]

Common guey!

 

[Oksana]

crazy

 

[Jello]

Some porn star Shaq cheated on his wife with said his penis was the size of a normal 5'4 man.

True story

 

[Matty]

Some porn star Shaq cheated on his wife with said his penis was the size of a normal 5'4 man.

True story

Then 5 minutes later she died from internal bleeding.

Hallo Breadipoo.

 

[Jello]

She might have meant that it was the ACTUAL size of a 5'4 man, but something tells me that Shaq has a tiny dick....at least for a7'1 black man. No way hes having sex with this girl if his penis is anywhere near proportionate to his body.

 

[Matty]

No shit.

I couldn't fit in my first girlfriend.

 

[Blitty]

Anything can fit anywhere. You just need some good lube and patience.

 

[choo]

it doesn't make sense from purely an economical standpoint to pay bar prices for drinks and post on the internet.

to be fair there is more to a drinking at a bar experience than the prices, whether you are talking to people or not. Most notably getting served.