Here's what I find curious.
I have a little group of guys I sit with at lunch every day. Younger guys of various ethnic origins.
They think it's hilarious when I swear.
For example I usually have the New York Times crossword puzzle in front of me. It is a deviously clever crossword puzzle and, in response to a very cryptic clue I might suddenly blurt out, "The fuck is that supposed to mean?"
That just cracks the young guys the fuck up. Reason being, apparently I don't swear. So when I blurt out something like that, it is such an unexpected upset of expectations ---> hilarious.
I feel like I swear perhaps a bit less than the average shmo, but still, quite a bit. Enough.
Maybe not?
But that's what happens. When I look at all the evidence - not just the swearing bit but there are other things - I can only conclude that I am seen as a kindly old gentleman.
How the fuck did that happen?