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housepicks

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Had to noose a small possum out of the garage a few weeks back.


That’s been about the most major thing lately.
 

Mudcat

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Some lions are considered the King of Beasts but that particular one is more the Doofus of Beasts.
 

max headroom

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You'd think he could shift his weight and save it at 00:05, it's almost like he decides fuck it, I'm lunging in.

What a crazy fuck.
 

max headroom

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Hippo so mean! I heard somewhere that they kill more humans than any other jungle animal! Rino says fuck that!
 

Mudcat

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It looks like something dramatic is going to happen but when push comes to shove, all he can really do is mush his nose into the vehicle. A bit of the side of his head.

He's got the nosehorn but it's not like a ram's horns or something.

He'd get more bang for his buck pushing with his hooves. If I was his agent, that's what I'd advise.
 

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Runner survives attack by choking mountain lion to death

DENVER -- A mountain lion lunged at a runner on a Colorado trail and bit his face before the man fought back and choked the animal to death, wildlife officials said Tuesday.



Pretty cool story for the guy. It would be even better if he punched the mountain lion to death, but this is cool.