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Matty

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Noice. Very grateful for this outlet for my relentless snark. Thank you for keeping the lights on Rogatien. :hattip:
 

roguejuror

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There's a point system that can be configured to reward points upon certain conditions, reaching 100 posts, starting a thread, getting reactions etc. but I disabled that.
 

Matty

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Talk about something happening against all odds!

MrM if only you applied yourself instead of ending every rambling sentence with an exclamation mark, you too could be a contender. :hugyou:
 

MrMonkey

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Yes Matty, lots of goofy posts by me but lots of actual factual ones too! Matty, no doubt if you were living down here you would be #1 too in liberal, nonsensical thinking! Add her and we have the King and the Queen! Stay safe and in your penthouse!
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Matty

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Her BF seems lame too. I bet I could get her to make a beautiful drunken mistake if I dropped a quick 40 pounds and had a good hair day.
 

Mudcat

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"I wonder why there are three pedals on this grand piano. Who do they think I am?"
 

Matty

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A man stands up in a crowded pub and loudly declares
“All lawyers are assholes!!!”
Across the bar another man stands and says
“Sir, I take great offence to that statement!”
“What, are you a lawyer?” says the first man.
“No, I’m an asshole!”