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pico

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what is easier to pick the heavier it gets?





women
 

Tron

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Why did the Mexican Army only send 5000 troops to the Battle Of The Alamo?





They only had 2 vans.
 

Saulty

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It depends. A 110 lb chick is harder to pick than a 90 lb chick.
 

Tron

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Did you hear about the 2 car pile up at Walmart?




50 Mexicans died


:yeahsure:
 

Acid Joe

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Why do black people not have dreams?


The last one who had a dream got shot.
 

Saulty

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon?

A problem.

What do you call all Mexicans on the moon?

Problem solved.
 
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Q: What's the definition of a queer Jew?
A: Someone that likes girls more than money.