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What's the difference between trump and the democrats?

Trump keeps winning and winning whilst the Dems keep whining and whining.
 

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Continuing current theme...

Son: "Dad, what does "losing" mean"?

Dad: "I don't know son, i'm a Trump supporter"...
 

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What's the worse thing you can do to a blind person? Leave a plunger in the toilet - Louis CK
Hellen Keller joke from way before Louis CK was relevant. Actually in the book “Truly Tasteless Jokes” circa 1985
 

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'm still waiting for the Italian government to give me reparations for my ancestors enslavement by the Roman Empire.
 

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What's the greatest source of suicide in the US today?

Having dirt on the clintons..
 

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Joe Biden won't be the democratic candidate for the 2020 election.

I think Elizabeth warren edges him out by a scalp..