joke thread

max headroom

This one came from How I Met Your Mother:

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.


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maybe im reading it out of context but the shock value of conjuring up the image of a blind person self sodomizing themselves on a plunger you left in the toilet just isnt doing it for me.

i know im not in a position to give such an accomplished comedian notes but wouldnt it be funnier if the punch line is something that would be bad for anyone, blind or not? Like give them cancer? Heh. Just lol'ed at that.


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The Mueller Report is in. Turns out all along it was two Nigerian men in MAGA hats who hacked the DNC & rode shirtless on horseback w Putin to mar-a-lago.