If your siginicant other is going on a trip with her friends to another country

[Bread]

All kidding aside, you're better off without her

She resembles an exotic bird (in a bad way)

You saying more this:

And not this?

This, yes:

This, not so much?

 

[Tron]

sideloaded and Bread making strong late pushes for POTY

 

[roguejuror]

this?

 

[betplom]

I'm moving on with my life, just want to warn future guys out there. This situation will never work.

Thanks pal.

Plommer considers himself a future guy.

PS: Sider, pal. A pussy is used for more than just pissing/bleeding.
Women know this and will use their pussies to fuck guys at every opportunity.
Don't believe me? Ask Cali, she can confirm.

When a broad says "I don't fuck every guy I meet", she's really saying "I fuck almost every guy I meet!".

 

[Matty]

Plommer - may a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by day's end, pal.

 

[betplom]

Plommer - may a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by day's end, pal.

Matty, thanks pal.
Plommer would be pleased even if it was a squadron of putrid vaginas!

Hopefully none of those vags belongs to Sideloadeds broad.

 

[Bread]

This????

 

[betplom]

sup Bread.

 

[Matty]

yo braed

 

[kato]

s'up yo bread

 

[betplom]

sup yo bread, Kato, Mathieu.

 

[kato]

s'up plommer, matty, bread

yo

 

[Matty]

hey men

 

[unforgivableblackness]

Im from jamaica. skanks get fucked on vacation. some women dont. in jamaica everyone of them gets nailed. i' knew a guy his girl went with HIS MOTHER and HIS SISTER and all of them got nailed, HIS MOTHER and SISTER are some of the most clean cut chicks on earth. they went to a women's spiritual retreat for their church. his sister confessed out of guilt a year later to her husband, who then let him know. they broke up and he had real animosity towards his mom and sister for years. something about jamaica brings it out of chicks

 

[Cougar Bait]

Well that settles it then. Jamaica = getting laid. Someone tell Wally.

 

[fiveteamer]

something about jamaica brings it out of chicks

Yeah, giant black dicks.

 

[Bread]

S'up unforgiveableblackness

 

[unforgivableblackness]

hello bread. i see where this man is coming from.