CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

I know, right? Ugh. Maybe I should just stick to assholes with big cocks
 
CaliGirlNJ
I know, right? Ugh. Maybe I should just stick to assholes with big cocks
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and here you go GL, its time for a page 77 contest

we got a big fat softball lobbed lobbed up there with this quote.

who's got the best one liner or "fyp" comment to make us laugh?

GO
 
CaliGirlNJ
we stayed up drinking champagne and talking until 3am. just learning about each other and talking about life and work. it was really... well... romantic.

smoked a little and just enjoyed being with each other.
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Who the fucks just randomly drinks champagne?
 
Drinking champagne should be restricted to births, deaths, weddings, graduations, new jobs etc...

Not when you invite an internet slut over to your apartment.
 
Collalto Prosecco Superiore Extra Dry is my sparkling wine of choice. $13 a bottle. Tastes like $23.

Matty confirm.
 
Daft you seem like a Moscato type of guy.
 
Cali ive never met a lady who serial dates that is in control of the situation. They perceive that they are but everytime its always ended the same. WE R BIOLOGICALLY DIFFERENT AFTER ALL...

R u doing this to see why that some guys like to do it?? Dont want to see u hurt but promise u if u keep doing this ur head will end up with even more junk that u just didnt need...GL Cali...
 
I like this guy on the 45th floor. Cali don't fuck this up
 
CaliGirl NJ do you like shaved or hairy balls?

CaliGirlNJ do you make girgling noises when you give head?

Do you shave your asshole?

Do you like grapefruit?

CaliGirl you do not over share enough
 
fiveteamer
CaliGirl NJ do you like shaved or hairy balls?
Shaved
CaliGirlNJ do you make girgling noises when you give head?
When appropriate, and gagging/ joking noises when apropos
Do you shave your asshole?
I don't have hair there that needs to be shaved, but I do go over it with the razor, just in case. I double check in the mirror to be sure I didn't miss any thing

Do you like grapefruit?
Not really

CaliGirl you do not over share enough
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Over sharing is my specialty.

I thought we were cool man, why u gotta hate?
 
We're not cool.

And hating is kinda what I do best.
 
cali how can you not like grapefruit?
 
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