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wal66
Matty, it's ok. Actually I expect you to get back into full on Wally bash mode now that you know that New Orleans will be a headbutt free weekend since I can't go.
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:sad:
 
Matty
If you don't actively use a Facebook account, you either 1)have no social life 2)have mostly eccentrics for friends 3)are outside the 18-49ish demographic 4)have succeeded in being a non-pawn, congrats.
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OMG! That's me to a tee Matty! But I am still happy!!!
 
Matty
If you don't actively use a Facebook account, you either 1)have no social life 2)have mostly eccentrics for friends 3)are outside the 18-49ish demographic 4)have succeeded in being a non-pawn, congrats.
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Is it impossible to manage a social life without Facebook? How did anybody socialize before its existence? When I want to talk to my friends, I call them on the phone or I drop by their place. I like not hearing all the stupid details of their lives day-by-day, because then when we get together we have something to talk about. The sheer convenience of Facebook leaves people deluded as to how many true friends they really have, and it cheapens friendship as a whole.

I like that my friends have to put forth a little more effort to stay connected with me, it makes everything so much more real. In my opinion, it's the Facebookers that are the source of the problem because they've become addicted to this collective consciousness which results from 100 status updates a day from people in their life ranging from e-acquaintances to real friends. I'd rather just live my own life, for myself, and see who is truly interested in it by who stops by or calls or rides shotgun in my truck.
 
EITHER

I'm not praising Facebook. I'm just labeling people here. Broad generalizations and all that. That's what I do.
 
Always found it creepy to see friends and say "Hey, saw you went to the casino last night via Facebook." Or something like that.

So the result was to delete Facebook which led to no longer seeing friends. Fuck it.
 
Herman
Always found it creepy to see friends and say "Hey, saw you went to the casino last night via Facebook." Or something like that.

So the result was to delete Facebook which led to no longer seeing friends. Fuck it.
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Exactly.

Many pawns use FB messages more than email. Email is all but dead. If you care about keeping pawny friends, you suffer through Facebook. That's all there is to it.
 
Matty, calm down my marble-mouth Frenchie
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:lmao: Sweet jesus.


Hermey!!! Good to have you back!!!
 
Bread that's not funny.

:mudcat:

The countrified simpleton called me a marble mouth. Let's hear his French. :spinner:
 
It was a teeny bit funny. I like when Wally goes completely apeshit!!!
 
RS writes nicely the way I feel and describes me to the tee one step further than Matty. But no one stops by anymore to say hello?

But I'm still happy and great news from Rubyn that she will punch me in the mouth when I stop in to say hello. And Robyn don't worry that when I peek in the window and if you guys are snuggling then I will let you finish before I knock on the day! I'm very mannerly! :yes:
 
Mr.Monkey, would you consider yourself a voyeur?

If you walked in on a Wal giving a small child a 'private lesson' aka 'the jelly finger' would you report him to the authorities?
 
Hi Herman. Don't ever leave me with these Neanderthals again please.
 
Blitty
Mr.Monkey, would you consider yourself a voyeur?

If you walked in on a Wal giving a small child a 'private lesson' aka 'the jelly finger' would you report him to the authorities?
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Weak.

Blitty you dumb cunt, you are handsome, not clever - not at all.
 
Blitty
Mr.Monkey, would you consider yourself a voyeur?

If you walked in on a Wal giving a small child a 'private lesson' aka 'the jelly finger' would you report him to the authorities?
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No, I am not to the first question.

Lots of specifics about the Wal thing not given by you but generalizing if I don't start slamming a toaster against Wal's head within the first 30 seconds than possibly I would be calling the cops?

How much can the cops really do to rectified the situation? Lots of red tape and lawyer bullshit and I think the toaster would get the point across to Wal much better!

Love this scene in Suicide Kings!

 
Blitty
Mr.Monkey, would you consider yourself a voyeur?

If you walked in on a Wal giving a small child a 'private lesson' aka 'the jelly finger' would you report him to the authorities?
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This is retarded even for you, Blitty. You remind me of the guy in the middle in this video:

 
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