Ask Vegas Dave

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Vegas Dave
I think we are both screwed. Everyone I know, experience or degree alike, seems to be completely fucked these days.

What happened with the Border Patrol gig?

(Woo, Post #500!)
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Still waiting, the Government is just slow. I have a friend who graduated with nearly a 4.0 from Rice who can't find a job.
 
Dave, do people ever talk to you like they're HAL from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey?


HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.


HAL: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
 
college degrees are overrated Dave.
theres millions of unsuccessful fuckups like myself just waiting on the world to die.

strap on a toolbelt, find the nearest day labor camp, sit and wait on a helpless gringo to pick ya up.
you'll be making minimum wager in no time.
 
i could use a job too. somewhere in the usa.

i have no experience doing anything.

i have a degree from a poor state college, i think i majored in economics but i'm not sure i never went to a single class.

oh, and I won't work for less than 150k a year.

any ideas anyone?
 
Robyn
Many of us know the truth about Ganch being fired in much the same sense as you. Can you confirm? S*R John insists he is working on a top secret project for the site in the jungle somewhere.
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Ganchrow is jungleman and don't let anyone tell you different.
 
I've been skinny dipping and I think it feels NEAT!!
 
Bread
I've been skinny dipping and I think it feels NEAT!!
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If this is a round-a-bout way of an invitation, I'm dropping back and punting!:moped:
 
Hey Vegas Dave, will you have a dime out for the superbowl and i'll be in California in july so clear your schedule!!!
 
Smogs
Hey Vegas Dave, will you have a dime out for the superbowl and i'll be in California in july so clear your schedule!!!
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Dave, bring Smogs with you up here! We'll all get "better acquainted." :wub: (Do we have the 'wub' smiley? If not, we desperately need it.)
 
durito
i could use a job too. somewhere in the usa.

i have no experience doing anything.

i have a degree from a poor state college, i think i majored in economics but i'm not sure i never went to a single class.

oh, and I won't work for less than 150k a year.

any ideas anyone?
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Durito, there's always the medical marijuana industry here in California and other states. This is going to be the first season in California without a limit on the number of plants you can legally grow. If you're willing to bust your ass mercilessly for a big crop, $150k is certainly within the realm of what a single person can generate. If you need help getting started, I'm at your disposal.
 
Scholar please don't scare off Smogs.


Dave - Are we going to get a Super Bowl video or WHAT?!?
 
RogueScholar
Durito, there's always the medical marijuana industry here in California and other states. This is going to be the first season in California without a limit on the number of plants you can legally grow. If you're willing to bust your ass mercilessly for a big crop, $150k is certainly within the realm of what a single person can generate. If you need help getting started, I'm at your disposal.
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Can i help in July, i'd do anything to have a reason to stay in cali for a year, even if i was an 'illegal alien' :)
 
Smogs
Can i help in July, i'd do anything to have a reason to stay in cali for a year, even if i was an 'illegal alien' :)
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I'm sure we could find plenty for you to do, Smogs. Are you much of a woodsman? I can teach you everything except good forest skills, basic orienteering and hunting experience is pretty much a prerequisite.
 
RogueScholar
I'm sure we could find plenty for you to do, Smogs. Are you much of a woodsman? I can teach you everything except good forest skills, basic orienteering and hunting experience is pretty much a prerequisite.
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Not quite lol, not in the american sense

We english don't have the same outside traditions.

I think i'll just laze about in Santa Cruz and do nothing - maybe have a trial for a soccer team if there are any close
 
Well, Santa Cruz is only 4 hours from my house, even on the same highway, so if you get bored I'll be nearby.
 
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