Dave, do people ever talk to you like they're HAL from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey?
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
HAL: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Dear Dave,
Hi.
regards,
college degrees are overrated Dave.
theres millions of unsuccessful fuckups like myself just waiting on the world to die.
strap on a toolbelt, find the nearest day labor camp, sit and wait on a helpless gringo to pick ya up.
you'll be making minimum wager in no time.
i could use a job too. somewhere in the usa.
i have no experience doing anything.
i have a degree from a poor state college, i think i majored in economics but i'm not sure i never went to a single class.
oh, and I won't work for less than 150k a year.
any ideas anyone?
Dave - Ever been skinny dipping?
Hey Vegas Dave, will you have a dime out for the superbowl and i'll be in California in july so clear your schedule!!!
Scholar please don't scare off Smogs.
Dave - Are we going to get a Super Bowl video or WHAT?!?
What's your favorite ice cream flavor, Dave?
As you can tell, I am not afraid to ask the hard questions.
Dave - Are you playing your Kings tonight? I will be on the Ducks
Na, no play. Good value on the Ducks tonight. Hope the Kings keep rolling though!
Yeah, there's always something out there to do. I'm not worried about getting a job/making a little money so much as I'm worried I won't be able to find a job that I don't hate my life doing.
Maybe you could try picking 72% winners in the Big 10? You know who to talk to.
Lets have a little avatar bet for the next two games. If either team wins both tonight & on the 8th, the loser uses the winners logo for a week.
The day I can hit 72%, I'll give you a job. lol
how did u do in football this past season davey??