What are your spoken/written pet peeves?

[Mrs. X]

I'm getting the feeling that MrsX is going to start a new list.

I don't get it. How do you keep track of who you like, and who you're mad at if you don't keep a list?

Weird.

 

[Mrs. X]

No. It was The Dukes of Hazzard.

Dude, you're totally right. Didn't someone routinely say it on Hee Haw too? I swear that I remember it.

 

[Mrs. X]

MrsX loves lists.

She's turned our whole fridge into a chalkboard list.

I know, isn't it awesome. Now, all that wasted laying around eating pizza on the couch time can be turned into productive, goal oriented, satisfying hard work.

 

[Acid Joe]

I thought you said you didn't pay for sex.

From the stories you tell, women should be paying for YOUR dinner and begging YOU for sex.

Common, 20four7...............commonnnnn.

That was posted in the middle of the night when I was drunk..... Hell I'd let a woman take me out for dinner I'm not beyond that.....

 

[reno cool]

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Beverly_Hillbillies_-_Closing.html

bitches

 

[Cougar Bait]

1. The use of "irregardless."

2. Phrases like, "It's is what it is." What did you actually just say? "It is."

3. Also, when some dummy says "The Michael Vick's of the world...." yeah cause I can think of a ton of other black NFL football quarterbacks who went to jail for killing dogs. There's only one of those moron.

 

[Mrs. X]

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Beverly_Hillbillies_-_Closing.html

bitches

 

[roguejuror]

mrs. x why did you destroyed your list? :sad:

 

[Mrs. X]

mrs. x why did you destroyed your list? :sad:

It was time. I can always start a new one.

If I was keeping lists, you'd be on the good one. I hope that makes you feel better about the list's demise.

 

[kato]

mrs. x-

where did kato end up, mrs. x?

 

[roguejuror]

It was time. I can always start a new one.

If I was keeping lists, you'd be on the good one. I hope that makes you feel better about the list's demise.

just a little, but what I really would want is to be in Mr.X's good list

 

[Mrs. X]

mrs. x-

where did kato end up, mrs. x?

Oh yeah, I forgot, I think I had to put you on the bad list to round something out....or something. So many lists I keep. It's very hard to keep track.

Since the list is gone, you're off the bad list and on to the fictional good list. You're always on the good list. Kato don't do no troubles to nobody.

 

[MrX]

To get back on subject, the contractor who came to our house said "mute point" no less than four times.

I remember my sister telling me that people in her company would regularly say "mute point" at business meetings. I refused to believe it.

 

[kato]

Oh yeah, I forgot, I think I had to put you on the bad list to round something out....or something. So many lists I keep. It's very hard to keep track.

Since the list is gone, you're off the bad list and on to the fictional good list. You're always on the good list. Kato don't do no troubles to nobody.

hooray, mute point? fucker: i hate the word moot too

 

[MrX]

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[kato]

nice senor x

 

[Tron]

When I was in my early 20's I had a boss that would say "phantom" instead of "fathom" on a regular basis.


I LOL'd.

 

[Matty]

BTW all you sports fans, "dominate" is not an adjective. Stephen Strasburg is dominant. Thank you. You can pull on my underpants now.