So I did buy a new Chromebook laptop as I was threatening. It looked very tiny sitting there on the shelf at the store so I thought, that's good - that's what I want - but right now it's sitting on top of another laptop and it's not really that much smaller. Like, less than an inch in every direction.
Oh well, whatever. It was only a couple hundred bucks.
So the plan is to fully integrate it into my routine this week starting Sunday. Take it back and forth from work, charge it every night, yada yada.
I will have to make sure it is fully set up tomorrow so stand by for possibly boobish questions.