Random thoughts

Could you see if Herman was to stop back in here in 5 years and be 200+ pounds! :ohmy:

I'm depressed the guy isn't here even once in awhile especially since it's college hoops season! :sad::sad::sad:
 
You know what I'm craving right now? A big bowl of crispy hexagons.

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MrMonkey
Could you see if Herman was to stop back in here in 5 years and be 200+ pounds! :ohmy:

I'm depressed the guy isn't here even once in awhile especially since it's college hoops season! :sad::sad::sad:
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haha, you crazy
 
Let's say for instance that that there was a prearranged sex meeting between you and Sharapova. The requirements are this - she will definitely be screaming the exact loudest she has ever screamed at any of her matches and she will be wearing a microphone attached to surround sound in the small room you are in that amplifies it approximately 5x. If you try to cover her mouth or do anything to stop the noise you immediately die.

Would you?
 
stevek173
Let's say for instance that that there was a prearranged sex meeting between you and Sharapova. The requirements are this - she will definitely be screaming the exact loudest she has ever screamed at any of her matches and she will be wearing a microphone attached to surround sound in the small room you are in that amplifies it approximately 5x. If you try to cover her mouth or do anything to stop the noise you immediately die.

Would you?
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no, I just read something about her yelling in decibels and I think making x5 would make you deaf, sonic boom!
 
I'd lose it for some tail, like Jessica Alba maybe

gonna get a hearing aid before next fall I think
 
From Californication:

Pissed of guy in bar: You got a fucking problem man? You looking to get hit?

Hank: Would you like me to stick a dry thumb up your asshole? You had to think about it didn't you.
 
stevek173
From Californication:

Pissed of guy in bar: You got a fucking problem man? You looking to get hit?

Hank: Would you like me to stick a dry thumb up your asshole? You had to think about it didn't you.
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lolz
 
Yeah then he pulled his shirt over his head gave him a massive titty twister and ran off. That's Hank for you.
 
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