Scholar, I'd Like To See A Picture Of You

[Cougar Bait]

TP roll or no TP roll

You decide







XOXO,

Cougar

 

[Mudcat]

I've been trying for a long time to arm-twist Scholar into do a keyboard playing video. If he does it sporting a toilet paper roll, so much the better.

 

[Blitty]

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[Cougar Bait]

Is that him?

I want more.

Someone post some larger pics.

 

[RogueScholar]

They don't exist, Cougar. The last photo taken of me was at the County Jail when I was remanded there after sentencing. I'll see if they have a copy.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Scholar, do not fuck around. Give me something. Come on, I need this.

 

[roguejuror]

I'd like a vid of the plantation

 

[Rubyn]

One night in SBR chat a long, long time ago, Peter posted a bunch of adorables pictures of himself. But they were from when he was a youngin. Adorables.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Damn, I need some recent stuff though Rubyn.

Why is he playing hard to get?

Is this some sort of angle?

It's working.

 

[RogueScholar]

Cougar, I'm serious. Being a recluse is not a hobby to me, it's a way of life. Right out of college I joined a monastery, and now I live in a house with a closed-circuit camera watching the driveway. People know to call first and announce their intentions to visit to be sure I'm around to trigger the gate.

I don't mean to be rude and rebuff your requests or Mudcat's, but I guard my privacy with my life and have for a long time. It is how I maintain my peace with the universe.

 

[Matty]

I slept with the man. Who wants to touch me?

 

[Blitty]

I slept with the man. Who wants to touch me?

You didn't take any pics together matty? Why are there so many pics of us circulating around? I still have the pics of us riding the scooter together saved on my comp. Should I post them?

 

[Matty]

No you shouldn't Blitty. I guard my wearing-an-undersized-helmet privacy with my life.

I don't know why I didn't take any pics of him, I had my camera around the neck most of the time and I don't even think he would've objected. I just kinda suck.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Cougar, I'm serious. Being a recluse is not a hobby to me, it's a way of life. Right out of college I joined a monastery, and now I live in a house with a closed-circuit camera watching the driveway. People know to call first and announce their intentions to visit to be sure I'm around to trigger the gate.

I don't mean to be rude and rebuff your requests or Mudcat's, but I guard my privacy with my life and have for a long time. It is how I maintain my peace with the universe.

I think we deserve more, but I respect your right to refuse. Especially because there isn't much I can do about it. I have a dream of seeing what Scholar looks like. Let me hold on to my dream.

Scholar, what are the going rates for your products?

 

[Matty]

I have a dream of seeing what Scholar looks like.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Thanks Matty

I bet Scholar is better

 

[Bread]

How come everyone that Matty hangs out with, sleeps at their place, they end up hating him???

(Robyn, Scholar, Amby)

Unreal this guy.

(JUST KIDDING MATTAY!!!)

 

[Fu Manchu]