It just dawned on me that you don't know I gave her a hugh fucking rock last summer? We also hired a wedding planner.
Oct. 4, 2014 fellas. Quebec City, QC. Save the date.
4k for the planner
Quebec City in the fall has got to be one of the prettiest places on Earth.
The in-common-laws are right where I like them - 100 miles away. :
Grandma's BFF tried to invite herself over tomorrow evening at 8:30 cause she was having dinner in the big city. Apparently this woman embarrassed Grandma by mentioning that E and I were not married yet, during some public function.
Either way. That's JL's bedtime, you old hag. Go back to North Bumblefuck, ON.
Relax fella! You knew that when you decided not to take it out! I have a way out for you ....... stop purchasing unnecessary electronic gadgets, buy a lovely ring! Then get Grandma and your side of the family to foot half of the bill for a great wedding reception*!
*Meaning lots of drink, food, and music to swing with! Over-the-top ambiance isn't necessary and has no tangible benefits! Like buying not needed electronics!
Montreal Area reception is a MUST!!!
We also hired a wedding planner.
Oct. 4, 2014 fellas. Quebec City, QC. Save the date.
It just dawned on me that you don't know I gave her a hugh fucking rock last summer? We also hired a wedding planner.
Oct. 4, 2014 fellas. Quebec City, QC. Save the date.
Stop right here. Cancel the Oct 4 deal. Here is what you want to do - http://www.sandals.com/main/bahamian/ba-home/
In-laws can contribute by taking care of JL for a week or whatever. Tell them no one is invited.
yay!!!!!!!!!
Tell her to get lost. Fuck that shit Machu. Seriously. Take control of the situation and tell her it's not a good time. Your future ma-in-law and her BFF sound like real CUNTS. Please don't tell your common-law wife I said that. I don't want any awkward moments when I come visit y'all in June.
Pretty sure I overshared all of this before.
These destination weddings in the South seem a bit ghetto. No offense to anyone, but why the fok would I go get married in Cuba.
Hate the heat anyway.
Pretty sure I was not paying attention, or drunk, or just simply don't remember.
Either way, stfu and be thankful for the support.
Nassau, Bahamas is NOT Cuba, Amigo.