Random thoughts

[roguejuror]

Is this Stuff That’s For Fags thread material?

not quite gay enough but it looked like smearing a freshly painted portrait by hand on this fat guy working the food truck, maybe at some point it looked good, maybe working with the tortillas did him in

 

[Cougar Bait]

Remember when they rounded up pastors for showing up at church on Easter over a virus with a 99.8% survival rate? Good times.

Anyway, I don't care one way or another about Easter, but if you're celebrating, enjoy.

 

[Tron]

Smoking cigarettes is making a comeback around my parts. Noticing way more people doing it.

 

[Archie]

Smoking cigarettes is making a comeback around my parts. Noticing way more people doing it.

really? that's wild

 

[Blitty]

Smoking cigarettes is making a comeback around my parts. Noticing way more people doing it.

So much better than vaping.

I very rarely slightly occasionally do both.

If at all vape alone in car, way too GHEY and embarrassing to be seen in public doing that.

 

[FairWarning]

Smoking cigarettes is making a comeback around my parts. Noticing way more people doing it.

Legalizing pot will change that.

 

[Blitty]

Legalizing pot will change that.

Ehh not sure I buy that

Don’t see how one affects the other

 

[Tron]

I really really really don’t wanna get weird as I get older. I know a lot of weird older people.

I texted my Mom to say hello (she didn’t pick up when I had called her) and asked her if she was gonna watch the Derby and she sent me a 12 text message diatribe about how my father didn’t like animals.

 

[Boner_18]

It's inevitable. I already feel myself being weird in public at age 42.

 

[Dingo]

I find some people become miserable as they get older

 

[Boner_18]

I find some people become miserable as they get older

100%. My father, who has had a tough go of it physical health wise, exclaims "oh fuck I can't believe this, Jesus fuck" and then I come running and say "whats wrong what can I help you with?!?!?" and he says something like "I got the wrong size spoon."

Get a fucking life you old fucks.

 

[Matty]

I lost my shit at a lady driver yesterday, with JL in the back seat.

-I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY YOU RETARDED STUPID BITCH.

JL was all like


-Sorry son. Don't call people retarded, stupid, or a bitch. Except when they're acting like a retarded stupid bitch, which this woman was.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Matty]

In hindsight, I may have been partially at fault.

 

[Archie]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1923614812434505779

 

[Boner_18]

I've been sitting recently to help my daughter learn to use the potty. It sucks.

 

[Archie]

getting close to 60 now. I need to pee in middle of night at least once per night often twice. I just sit so I don't have to turn a light on or keep eyes open to balance in dark while peeing. seems like I get back to sleep quicker with less effort.

 

[stevek]

One late night pee for me.

It blows.