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Random thoughts

I really really really don’t wanna get weird as I get older. I know a lot of weird older people.

I texted my Mom to say hello (she didn’t pick up when I had called her) and asked her if she was gonna watch the Derby and she sent me a 12 text message diatribe about how my father didn’t like animals.
 
I find some people become miserable as they get older
100%. My father, who has had a tough go of it physical health wise, exclaims "oh fuck I can't believe this, Jesus fuck" and then I come running and say "whats wrong what can I help you with?!?!?" and he says something like "I got the wrong size spoon."

Get a fucking life you old fucks.