Random thoughts

[Matty]

left-lane banditry should be ticketed

move your slow-ass POS over

 

[Matty]

Backpfeifengesicht is German for bitchslap.

 

[housepicks]

If I had a dollar every time I heard sirens in this neighborhood.

I would probably make about 30 dollars a day.

 

[bacon]

The 3 o'clock show on fox sports radio is pretty lame in comparison to the two proceeding ones.

The winners:

Dan patrick
Rich Eisen
Ben Maller

The losers:

Everyone else

That's right, I called it niggas

 

[Mudcat]

Radio, man. Don't get me started.

 

[bacon]

Use as directed is a reminder instruction.

Hey idiot - those instructions above this one -

that's what you do, idiot.

 

[IAG]

I think the worst thing about getting older is problems with vision. It seems like it "LITERALLY" happened the day I turned 40. It's worse than aches and pains and a slowing metabolism imo. Having to constantly be looking around for a pair of reading glasses is annoying.

I see LASIK surgery in my relatively near future.

http://www.aoa.org/patients-and-pub...-age/adult-vision-41-to-60-years-of-age?sso=y

 

[Mudcat]

I have an optometrist appointment in the morning.

I hope I can use the frames from one of my millions of pairs of designer sunglasses for whatever prescription lenses I end up with. Some of them are pretty clearly only meant to be sunglasses, but a few of them look like they will work as all-purpose frames.

Ideally get the whole expense - optometrist visit + glasses - within my work benefits allotment.


#budgeting

 

[Mudcat]

Heading out for that eye check RIGHT NOW

 

[FairWarning]

Happy Flag Day America

 

[bacon]

Happy Flag Day people.

My phone decided it was a different time than it is. I corrected it.

That actually happened.

 

[roguejuror]

My phone decided it was a different time than it is. I corrected it.

That actually happened.

damn foreigners

 

[Tron]

I just ate pancakes slathered in butter and syrup at 2AM

Slathered

 

[Mudcat]

 

[bacon]

I just ate pancakes slathered in butter and syrup at 2AM

Slathered

you prego brah?

 

[reno cool]

I just ate pancakes slathered in butter and syrup at 2AM

Slathered

ah, breakfast in the middle of the night, going to bed at dawnLas Vegas

 

[bacon]

Oh, my bads

 

[Matty]

Donald Trump.