Random thoughts

left-lane banditry should be ticketed

move your slow-ass POS over
 
Backpfeifengesicht is German for bitchslap.
 
If I had a dollar every time I heard sirens in this neighborhood.

I would probably make about 30 dollars a day.
 
The 3 o'clock show on fox sports radio is pretty lame in comparison to the two proceeding ones.

The winners:

Dan patrick
Rich Eisen
Ben Maller

The losers:

Everyone else

That's right, I called it niggas
 
Use as directed is a reminder instruction.

Hey idiot - those instructions above this one -

that's what you do, idiot.
 
I have an optometrist appointment in the morning.

I hope I can use the frames from one of my millions of pairs of designer sunglasses for whatever prescription lenses I end up with. Some of them are pretty clearly only meant to be sunglasses, but a few of them look like they will work as all-purpose frames.

Ideally get the whole expense - optometrist visit + glasses - within my work benefits allotment.


#budgeting
 
Heading out for that eye check RIGHT NOW
 
Happy Flag Day people.

My phone decided it was a different time than it is. I corrected it.

That actually happened.
 
I just ate pancakes slathered in butter and syrup at 2AM

Slathered
 
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I just ate pancakes slathered in butter and syrup at 2AM

Slathered
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ah, breakfast in the middle of the night, going to bed at dawn:pope:Las Vegas:lovebubbles:
 
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