Random thoughts

I dunno. I'm gonna go between 3/4 and 1CT depending on how they look.

They're still only fractions of a carat each. 2 carat total is the price of a car.
 
Very simple, I'm saying both earrings should add up to at least 1 carat ......... not .92035 carats! Now don't fuk it up!
 
For all I know she was asking for quartz, or shiny plastic.
 
Sure hope Bono don't Bozo this Christmas gift.
 
I had diamond earrings once. I lost them.


This is why I don't have nice things.
 
The question shouldn't be who wants a goat for Christmas?

The question should be, how could you not want a goat for Christmas?



 
Muddy, you just made Teela very happy.
 
I know a lot of people who are asking for a goat this Christmas. Nah, I'm just kidding.

Get it? Kidding?



Good times.
 
Baby goat is called a kid.
Kid-ding

I patted my own back for having that same thought process, of figuring out the joke as well.

We are pro.






Wally and Cali didn't get it.
 
I had dos enchiladas por dinner tonight. Good stuff, Maynard.
 
Good boli last night. I feel like a muskrat is about to come flying out of my asshole.

muskrat.jpg
 
well then maybe you should stop putting them up there.
Just an idea.
:stevie: