Random thoughts

I dunno. I'm gonna go between 3/4 and 1CT depending on how they look.

They're still only fractions of a carat each. 2 carat total is the price of a car.
 
Very simple, I'm saying both earrings should add up to at least 1 carat ......... not .92035 carats! Now don't fuk it up!
 
For all I know she was asking for quartz, or shiny plastic.
 
I had diamond earrings once. I lost them.


This is why I don't have nice things.
 
The question shouldn't be who wants a goat for Christmas?

The question should be, how could you not want a goat for Christmas?



 
I know a lot of people who are asking for a goat this Christmas. Nah, I'm just kidding.

Get it? Kidding?



Good times.
 
Good boli last night. I feel like a muskrat is about to come flying out of my asshole.

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well then maybe you should stop putting them up there.
Just an idea.
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