Random thoughts

Matty

Bringing Sexy Back
Since
Jan 26, 2010
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47,931
Fun fact - Canadian Mt Dew used to have no caffeine in it. That changed about a decade ago.

Stuff is gross, fuck you Stevie.
 

stevek

Viva Las Vegas
Since
Oct 30, 2019
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3,142
Drank gorgeous rum all day and this Latino cashier that ignored me last time when I made fun of myself farting smiled and wished me a happy valentines day to end the night.

We could get married in a wedding that smells like poop then swagger.

Everyone hang tight.

Seriously I might likely end up merchandising her store as I get increasingly better looking then looking then I get a geetar.

I like her timing.

Investors in Steves win.
 

reno cool

Fuck You Mocha Joe
Since
Jan 29, 2010
Messages
20,500
You bet I do! Rarely every drink soda. Glad the fiz never agreed with my tummy.
:dunno:
I've known people who drink soda and who don't drink soda, and others with the diet soda. Would I say one group is healthier than the other? No
 

plommer

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Since
Jan 27, 2010
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27,647
Ron Jeremy shaking it rough.
County jail no fun apparently.

:ron:

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plommer

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Since
Jan 27, 2010
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27,647
probably not a good idea to push a boy in class.

 

stevek

Viva Las Vegas
Since
Oct 30, 2019
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3,142
I'm taking a dump right now and it smells like....like if you were to climb into a sewer drain and go 30 levels down to where the deep shit that has been festering is, it would smell like this.

Masculine, musky, deeply stinky poop.

Because I'm a FUCKING MAN!!!!
 

stevek

Viva Las Vegas
Since
Oct 30, 2019
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3,142
My work human resources profile says I'm widowed.

I think I'll just leave it that way.

RIP, :cami:
 

stevek

Viva Las Vegas
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Oct 30, 2019
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3,142
When I was a teenager and we were all into volleyball there was this one guy Darrin that was better than everyone and would make fun of us and tell us how much better he was than us.

The truth?

He always was.

That fucker.
 

stevek

Viva Las Vegas
Since
Oct 30, 2019
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3,142
In today's porn these two Russian ladies had this lady pinned down and they were playing with her holes spitting in her ass.

It's moments like this that make me realize that there is a God.
 

stevek

Viva Las Vegas
Since
Oct 30, 2019
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3,142
Of all the posters we've lost I cant believe we lost Muddy.

All the rest had other things to do.

What in the world besides being a warehouse slave does Muddy have to do, besides playing with Jenny's clit?
 

roguejuror

night train
Since
Jan 24, 2010
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60,383
Of all the posters we've lost I cant believe we lost Muddy.

All the rest had other things to do.

What in the world besides being a warehouse slave does Muddy have to do, besides playing with Jenny's clit?
He was our rock

When kato left us, I was depressed for years and stopped listening to music

Now with Muddy I stopped liking fun, he always liked fun, nobody like fun like him
 

stevek

Viva Las Vegas
Since
Oct 30, 2019
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3,142
I know, Muddy was so crazy with all the X and the raves and the whores and the sex dungeons....we must've lost him to the ecstasy underground. I lost it when he got gangfucked at that orgie. Month after month of proctologists and Jenny never forgave him. We all gave him sympathy at the time but dude, :lmao:

Maybe he's a drug mule now? For Jeopardy?

Thank God we got Kato back.

Thank G.O. fucking D.!!!!

:highfive: