Pecos Bill's Cock

[Matty]

Good. I really wish other posters would stop rating threads. They don't know shit.

 

[Rubyn]

I am afraid my uterus, or whatever it's called, just ran away with the spoon.

 

[roguejuror]

I am afraid my uterus, or whatever it's called, just ran away with the spoon.

 

[Rubyn]

oh, sorry. nevermind.

 

[Badnina]

mooo

 

[roguejuror]

 

[InTheHole]

mooo

lol

 

[Blitty]

almost 1000 views....

 

[Cougar Bait]

What is wrong with your uterus and why does it have a spoon?

What is going on here?!

 

[Rubyn]

A whole bottle of wine, that's what was wrong.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I love wine. We should get together and get drunk on wine.

Tell Bread to go buy you a bottle of Frei Brothers Reserve Cabernet.

 

[Bread]

After Robyn's performance last night, I think she'll be taking a few days off the wine. Maybe.

 

[Rubyn]

No, definitely. I was sick all day at work.

 

[Cougar Bait]

You guys are a couple of raging drunks.

Okay, open up to me. I need to know what the fuck it is you people do all day.

I know Bread drinks and gambles, but seriously Bread, do you have a killer job or do you just send Robyn off to work while you drink?

 

[Rubyn]

Cougar, create a facebook page and I'll tell you what I do.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Fuck.

No way.

 

[Rubyn]

Please?

For me?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Ah the classic female manipulation to try to get me to get on Facebook.

You have no idea what I have invested in this "I'm never signing up for Facebook" thing.

At this point if I actually DID sign up, I'd look like the biggest douche on the planet.

At the very least, more of a douche than I am now.