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Lots to catch up on here. Sorry.
Exit Through the Gift Shop - It starts off as a documentary about some street artist but I guess once again, the joke is on us. I know I must be getting old now because as beautiful much of these guys' art is, I felt they should all be put in jail for disrespecting peoples' property.
Our Gang - We rented a dvd in hopes to see some of this classic tv show featuring Alphalpha, Darla, Buckwheat, Porky and yes, even Petey! We got no such thing; just a bunch of other kids. While still funny, not as funny and that made me sad.
Not who I paid for
It is pretty wild how blatantly racist several of the jokes were. The random black kid was the target of watermelon, jailed father and unwed parents laughs without a shame in the world. Different times I guess
Casablanca - The historic Tampa Theatre has been running classics from the good old days. I'd never seen Casablanca before. I was surprised at the film quality right off the bat. I'm guessing the 1942 version has been digitally remastered or whatever. I also discovered a handful of popular everyday sayings that hail from Casablanca. I knew of a couple of them, but there were several more.
Ever since watching, I can't help but wonder what Humphrey Bogart's dick look like. I bet it wore a fancy hat and didn't give a damn.
Sucker Punch - Rewatch. Certainly one of my favorite comic book/video game/fantasy type movies. I love everything about it EXCEPT....this fuckin' guy.
Scott Glenn blows in everything I've seen him in, and I'm guessing with David Carradine choking his Kung Fu chicken right out of this world, we'll probably see even more of him since they are pretty interchangeable.
Sanctum - I thought this movie was about an alien or monster that picks apart some team of specialists one by one (you know the deal). But nope, just a team of scientists who screw themselves over by not checking the Weather Channel before a big day in the caves. Matters are made much worse by the only two women on the team acting like women.
Horrible Bosses - My big return to the big screen was wasted on this dopey stupid dipshit asshole GTFO film. Maybe you've heard, Jennifer Aniston (although looking about as good as she ever has) stars as one of the horrible bosses and tries way too hard.
I can just picture the talks around the brain trust table - So yeah uh, we got Jennifer Aniston. You know what would be really wild and crazy and audiences would just have their collective minds blown? If we cast her as a potty-mouthed nympho! I mean, we really cut loose here. Have her repeat words like pussy. Cunt. Cock. Pussycunt. Cockface. And any other combinations of blush-inducing no-no's. People will flip their lids! I mean, we're talkin' about Rachel from Friends here! Minds will be blown!
Fail. I spent the entirety of this film embarrassed for everyone involved.
Lincoln Lawyer - I know you get what you deserve when you rent a Matthew McConaughey movie. That's why I keep watching these things. I love this guy in all of his horrible splendor. But jeez, hopefully they can at least keep me awake.
Fortunately he was able to meet his contracted quota of at least one shirtless scene in every movie. And I know what you're wondering - Why is he called the Lincoln Lawyer? Does he live in a town called Lincoln? Does he defend Abe Lincoln?? No. He drives a Lincoln. And at no point does his car intersect with the plot at all. Bravo
I love you so much. Don't ever stop
Pee Wee's Big Adventure - Solid, solid, solid fuckin' movie. Has it all. PS here is my next silly tshirt.
Switch - Oh oh. Two of the main components of 'Horrible Bosses' are back. Jason Bateman switches his goo to get Aniston pregnant and the hilarity ensues. I dunno, this movie weirded me out and the kid annoyed me. Unless you enjoy lots of talk and jokes about man goo (Plommel Horse) I would not recommend.
Fighter - I didn't think I would but I enjoyed it. This is only because it was less about boxing and more about the beauty of a top notch white trash family. I could really relate to this because just like Christian Bale's character, I would be a super good looking guy if not for all the rocks I've smoked in abandoned shacks.
Bale before and after rocks
Bread before and after rocks
Exit Through the Gift Shop - It starts off as a documentary about some street artist but I guess once again, the joke is on us. I know I must be getting old now because as beautiful much of these guys' art is, I felt they should all be put in jail for disrespecting peoples' property.
Our Gang - We rented a dvd in hopes to see some of this classic tv show featuring Alphalpha, Darla, Buckwheat, Porky and yes, even Petey! We got no such thing; just a bunch of other kids. While still funny, not as funny and that made me sad.
Not who I paid for
It is pretty wild how blatantly racist several of the jokes were. The random black kid was the target of watermelon, jailed father and unwed parents laughs without a shame in the world. Different times I guess
Casablanca - The historic Tampa Theatre has been running classics from the good old days. I'd never seen Casablanca before. I was surprised at the film quality right off the bat. I'm guessing the 1942 version has been digitally remastered or whatever. I also discovered a handful of popular everyday sayings that hail from Casablanca. I knew of a couple of them, but there were several more.
Ever since watching, I can't help but wonder what Humphrey Bogart's dick look like. I bet it wore a fancy hat and didn't give a damn.
Sucker Punch - Rewatch. Certainly one of my favorite comic book/video game/fantasy type movies. I love everything about it EXCEPT....this fuckin' guy.
Scott Glenn blows in everything I've seen him in, and I'm guessing with David Carradine choking his Kung Fu chicken right out of this world, we'll probably see even more of him since they are pretty interchangeable.
Sanctum - I thought this movie was about an alien or monster that picks apart some team of specialists one by one (you know the deal). But nope, just a team of scientists who screw themselves over by not checking the Weather Channel before a big day in the caves. Matters are made much worse by the only two women on the team acting like women.
Horrible Bosses - My big return to the big screen was wasted on this dopey stupid dipshit asshole GTFO film. Maybe you've heard, Jennifer Aniston (although looking about as good as she ever has) stars as one of the horrible bosses and tries way too hard.
I can just picture the talks around the brain trust table - So yeah uh, we got Jennifer Aniston. You know what would be really wild and crazy and audiences would just have their collective minds blown? If we cast her as a potty-mouthed nympho! I mean, we really cut loose here. Have her repeat words like pussy. Cunt. Cock. Pussycunt. Cockface. And any other combinations of blush-inducing no-no's. People will flip their lids! I mean, we're talkin' about Rachel from Friends here! Minds will be blown!
Fail. I spent the entirety of this film embarrassed for everyone involved.
Lincoln Lawyer - I know you get what you deserve when you rent a Matthew McConaughey movie. That's why I keep watching these things. I love this guy in all of his horrible splendor. But jeez, hopefully they can at least keep me awake.
Fortunately he was able to meet his contracted quota of at least one shirtless scene in every movie. And I know what you're wondering - Why is he called the Lincoln Lawyer? Does he live in a town called Lincoln? Does he defend Abe Lincoln?? No. He drives a Lincoln. And at no point does his car intersect with the plot at all. Bravo
I love you so much. Don't ever stop
Pee Wee's Big Adventure - Solid, solid, solid fuckin' movie. Has it all. PS here is my next silly tshirt.
Switch - Oh oh. Two of the main components of 'Horrible Bosses' are back. Jason Bateman switches his goo to get Aniston pregnant and the hilarity ensues. I dunno, this movie weirded me out and the kid annoyed me. Unless you enjoy lots of talk and jokes about man goo (Plommel Horse) I would not recommend.
Fighter - I didn't think I would but I enjoyed it. This is only because it was less about boxing and more about the beauty of a top notch white trash family. I could really relate to this because just like Christian Bale's character, I would be a super good looking guy if not for all the rocks I've smoked in abandoned shacks.
Bale before and after rocks
Bread before and after rocks
