Never turned off my pretax commuter benefit cause I thought this work from home stuff wouldn't be TOO long and I have a pretty decent tax loophole I'm accessing via this benefit.. but just looked at my balance and its $1400... i need to use this on qualified commuting charges (bus, train tickets, etc). I think MAYBE rental cars work but I need to get this money somehow. Anyonesne have a business where the charge is characterized as "transportation"?!?!
One of my guitar customers is a crust punk. I guess part of crust culture involves not bathing? Anyway he smells like death. Very pleasant guy otherwise, but everytime he comes here I have to maneuver to get him out of the condo lobby. His BO is insanely potent and it permeates a room immediately.
He brought me a guitar yesterday and its soft case reeks like you wouldn't believe. I stored it outside during the day but I brought it in before going to bed in case it rained.
I ended up putting it back out around 3am because the smell kept waking me up. It felt like my hands and my bed sheets were soaked in his decomposing BO germs, but it was coming from the case a couple rooms away. Fucking hell.
I just washed the case twice using a double dose of detergent and it's still just as bad. The second cycle just finished and I can smell the BO from 15 feet away even though it's still in the machine with the lid closed.
Fuck you crustys and your socio-political statements
Jeezus I'm getting old. Back in the day we called guys that didn't bathe "bums" or "hobos".
I'd bet a lot of money that non bathing crust punk dudes DON'T get blowjobs. I'd pay a lot of money to see what happened if a girl tried to blow one of those dudes. I'm thinking lots of chunks would be spewed.