Matty 20

[vagabond]

That pizza was wholesome.

oxymoron

 

[Matty]

Is there a legal definition of constipation? What's an abnormal interval between two dumps? I think we're closing in on 72 hours now.

Push has to come to shove, right?

 

[fiveteamer]

Back when my dick wasn't working I took ZINC and that shit blocked up up hardcore.

Like, my ass would all of a sudden start leaking gas. I was blacked up for about month. Would go like 4 days without shitting etc...

 

[MrMonkey]

Gamelive, anyway you can turn post #111 into a private one? :eek1:

 

[Mudcat]

Is there a legal definition of constipation?

I only know of informal definitions. I'm not sure they would hold up in court.

 

[Matty]

Then you're no good to me.

For the record we've added front/lateral dumbbell raises to our training regimen. Push-ups alone don't work our shoulders well enough.

 

[Archie]

Then you're no good to me.

For the record we've added front/lateral dumbbell raises to our training regimen. Push-ups alone don't work our shoulders well enough.

nice, I love lateral raises!

tried to do some intervel running for the first time since screw up my ankle....... boy it is amazing how quick you get out of aerobic shape. I was wheezing like a fat little asthmatic

 

[senco78]

Then you're no good to me.

For the record we've added front/lateral dumbbell raises to our training regimen. Push-ups alone don't work our shoulders well enough.

make a triangle with your hands and have feet raised when doing the push ups.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Never been backed up

I am regular, my pipes tend to flow well

Is this turning into a shit thread??

WTF happened here?

 

[Matty]

200 today. Tried to wiggle the scale into showing 199 for a moment, no luck.

Too late for work, we had to hop on the streetcar and skip the power walk. Not happy.

Lunch will be green curry chicken and a mango salad.

We metro on.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Matty]

40 minutes of extreme ping pong & then lunch

Hmmm good.

 

[Bread]

GIVEMETHATCURRYNOW!!

 

[Mudcat]

Lookit that. That's a lunch that says, "Don't fuck with me."

 

[Tron]

Not a fan of you eating all that rice based on your short term goal

Swap it for steamed brocolli? Carrots? What kind of veggies do you like Matty?


Call me

 

[Matty]

I like most veggies, save for crude tomatoes.

Got some asparagus and mixed greens at home. Had an italian salad at lunch, mango wasn't on the menu. Minimal dressing.

That star-shaped pile of rice is pretty small.

Beats having 10 McNuggets, fries and a box of Reese's Pieces for dessert.

 

[Archie]

oh by the way. for many men. for every 20 lbs of fat you lose, you can "regain" a 1/2 to 3/4 inch of penis length that was covered by fat......

so the question is Matty....


DO YOU REALLY WANNA GO DOWN THIS ROAD PAL?

 

[Matty]

I don't think the ladies would mind a solid 7+ incher, would they?

Wait, is this going to get me laid too?

Woah.