Hooligans Sportsbook

Matty 20

Last night at dinner

GF- So how's it going with your weight loss bet?
Me- I'm going to lose. You were supposed to wait *after* I lost the weight before screwing me.
GF- I just thought, "Ok, he's 5 pounds in, let's go!"
Me- You're too easy.
GF- lol. Wanna try their creme brulee cheesecake?
Me- No. I'm trying to impress a girl.

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