I'm getting laid this weekend

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Matty, will you please fly out to SF and pound Scholar in his ass to make him happy? I don't feel like losing a friend over something this ridiculous.

It appears that I will not post my impressions after the fact, the guy may go in a rage and come kill me.
 
Herman, we might both fly down to your location to teach you some manners. You know what I mean.

I don't.
 
Herman, with all this gay talk being thrown around here and your inexperience, there's a question that just came to mind? Are you totally 100% positive she doesn't have a penis? Thinking not, but who the hell knows in these times we live in? :whistling:
 
good point mrmonkey. either way OTW is about to find out
 
Herman take her to go see the Tyler Perry movie at the theater.

Nothing quite as exciting and life-endangering as taking a black girl to see a black movie.

I almost never made it out of Friday 2. :popcorn: :bread:
 
brilliant idea bread. i expected no less.
 
I think I'll take her to a chicken shop in the ghetto. That would be fun :lmao:
 
Herman CALM DOWN!!!!!
 
Herman
the guy may go in a rage and come kill me.
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Don't flatter yourself. I'm done with this shit. Time to move on.
 
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Bring watermelon and whip cream.
 
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Herman, how sure are you she's not spreading the disease? Herman, she wants to fuck you and run away. Be careful. Use rubber.

btw, this thread is way better than I expected. good job.
 
Since I'm the new guy, are supposed to start a thread when we are getting laid? Can I just put it on my facebook page or twitter instead?
 
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