I'm getting laid this weekend

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Herman

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Nature is unfortunately getting in the way from it happening sooner.

Basically my black girl broke out of her shell today and told me how attracted she was to me and how she wanted me to fuck her, but that she was on her period right now. So now I have a couple of days to prepare, I guess.

For some reason she is actually physically attracted to me, not that I'm complaining or anything, it's just odd because a girl has never said that to me before. She is moving in the next month or two so perhaps that's a good thing, no one is going to get attached, we'll basically just fuck a lot in the next month and both sides are perfectly happy with it.

Oh, she also told me she has been picturing what I look like naked and shit. I swear I'm not making this up either :lmao:

So I need advice fellas. Pretend I know nothing on the issue (I don't). I have a few days to get ready.

Oh yeah, she has a thick black girl ass, it's very fine. Haven't gotten a clean look at the tittays yet.

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LOL, didn't know there was actually a :mudcat icon. :lmao: :bowdown:
 
Perhaps you should have titled this thread something a little snappier, how about:

Herman fucks a nigga.

or

White cock black cunt weekend.
 
Make sure you 'go down' on her while she is in the doggy style position, so that your nose is inserted into her ass.

Black chicks with extra junk in the trunk love that! :thumbup:
 
Herman
So I need advice fellas. Pretend I know nothing on the issue (I don't). I have a few days to get ready.
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Herman, when your penis is erect is the best time to slip it in - as you climax don't forget to scream N I C K AAAAAAAAY!
 
Who said I ain't big time boys?

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Oh yeah, if I figure I'm getting laid on Saturday, when is the last time before then I should rub one out?
 
...told me how attracted she was to me and how she wanted me to fuck her, but that she was on her period right now.
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How romantic.

So I need advice fellas. Pretend I know nothing on the issue (I don't). I have a few days to get ready.
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Don't imitate porn. Most girls don't like their cooters spit on or their tits bounced around like punching bags.
 
Mrs. X
Don't imitate porn. Most girls don't like their cooters spit on or their tits bounced around like punching bags.
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dont listen 6to her OTW. she is trying to destroy you. go with what you know is right in your heart, brother, and pretend you are in a porno vid.
 
Mrs. X
Don't imitate porn. Most girls don't like their cooters spit on or their tits bounced around like punching bags.
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Herman - girls like to pretend like they hate that stuff but they secretly love it. Notice how MrsX pretended she hates that stuff?
 
Polaroid
Herman - girls like to pretend like they hate that stuff but they secretly love it. Notice how MrsX pretended she hates that stuff?
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YES. for once polaroid and i agree on something.
 
don't listen to these guys.


As for your question...I am torn with my answer. On one hand (pun intended) you don't want to ah.....end things prematurely so sometime right before works. On the other, if you do that like say Thursday and let the "pressure" build, just think of the reward.
 
Badnina
don't listen to these guys.


As for your question...I am torn with my answer. On one hand (pun intended) you don't want to ah.....end things prematurely so sometime right before works. On the other, if you do that like say Thursday and let the "pressure" build, just think of the reward.
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whhhaaaaaatttttt?????? Difference between the old man and a young buck.

I was prepared right out of the gate.
 
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