I am standing at the precipice of a HUGE LIFE DECISION

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Apparently I have soft lips'n'stuff. Who knew?
 
Mudcat
Apparently I have soft lips'n'stuff. Who knew?
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The women I go out with prefer my "stuff" hard.

Mudcat you might be doing something wrong.
 
Mudcat
I get what you're saying here. You're talking about your cock.
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No, I was talking about my "stuff" you know, my attitude. Girls don't want a softie, they want a real man.
Mudcat, why are you thinking about my cock..... hard?

RogueJuror
plommer grow a stache
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I have a goatee, moustaches are only popular in the gay/cycling community.
 
When you were trimming the goods, did you chop off a bit from both sides to make a temporary Hitler 'stache? I think you did.
 
Polaroid
When you were trimming the goods, did you chop off a bit from both sides to make a temporary Hitler 'stache? I think you did.
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i bet he a took a pic of that too
 
Mudcat I'll be as gentle as I can about this:

The porn stache is no longer "in". Shave that beast off and watch good things fall into your lap.
 
Apparently you shaved it off already.

Disregard my post.

You look eleventy billion times better. Nice work.
 
*bump*

lol


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Muddy, I kept the stache but the goatee is gone...... some people didn't notice for 4 days others went wow you look at least 7 months younger now...... :)
 
Looking Good Muddy....now you just have to kill that hairy thing that is traveling up your neck before it swallows your head.
 
AMBy
Looking Good Muddy....now you just have to kill that hairy thing that is traveling up your neck before it swallows your head.
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:laugh:
 
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