Do you want to go to Matty's wedding? Were you not invited to Matty's wedding?

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Blitty
Even boner invited me to his wedding and he barely knew me at the time AND his wife disliked/dislikes me. :lostwings:
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Why does she dislike you?
 
Matty, do you have my new address?
 
Matty..do you have a registry? I'm not buying you a present. I'm just curious.
 
We don't. We have way too much shit.

We'll take your monies though. We're $35k in the red at the moment. Original budget was $20k. :biglaugh:
 
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :pope:
 
Bring it Saulty. :bringit:
 
Blitty
Even boner invited me to his wedding and he barely knew me at the time AND his wife disliked/dislikes me. :lostwings:
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thats hard to believe. :mrquincy:
 
so im the only one thats actually in the wedding party? strange :clueless:
 
Lol. It's all good, matterballs. Jest messin wit you.
 
Matty
We don't. We have way too much shit.

We'll take your monies though. We're $35k in the red at the moment. Original budget was $20k. :biglaugh:
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I can still get you lobster on the cheap. Live or cooked.
 
I don't want your illegal lobster.
 
fiveteamer's approach is interesting though. Some people see weddings primarily as a celebration. 5er sees a vehicle for settling scores.
 
BTW we're providing pepper spray to all single female guests.
 
Matty
I don't want your illegal lobster.
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Illegal??? Surely you jest. I'm indirectly trying to help you out, mon ami. I know you don't want me near your wedding, but I'm just trying to so the right GL type of thing. I was accused of being hateful yesterday. Remember?
 
PuckOff
Illegal??? Surely you jest. I'm indirectly trying to help you out, mon ami. I know you don't want me near your wedding, but I'm just trying to so the right GL type of thing. I was accused of being hateful yesterday. Remember?
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Sure they would love to have Anglophone caught lobster in a Francophone wedding.
 
Saulty it's a mixed-race wedding.

We have to compromise on certain aspects of the ceremony because the woman's church (United) is a little gay about certain things.

:jerk:
 
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