Do you want to go to Matty's wedding? Were you not invited to Matty's wedding?

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Haven't checked our Po Box in about a week I bet it's there
 
I promise to invite all of you to my 2nd wedding.
 
Twas not invited.

Busy summer schedule so it works out well.

All my best.
 
Alright so based on this

Canadian Divorce Rate Source: Stats Canada
Number of divorces on an annual basis in Canada 71000
Marriages not capable of reaching their 50th weeding anniversary 43.00%
Divorce rates around the world
Sweden 55%
US, Australia 46%
United Kingdom 43%
Canada 40%
Israel 26%
Switzerland 25%
Greece 18%
Singapore, Poland 17%
Spain 15%
Italy 12%
Divorce rate by age group Stats Canada,1993 to 2003
Age group 50-54 38%
Age group 55-59 47.8%
Age group 60-64 31.7%
Women and Divorce
Percentage of divorce that are initiated by women 66%
Percentage of families headed by women living in poverty 52%
Percentage of women (who are single, widowed or divorced) over 65 living in poverty 49%
Percentage of divorced women who are victims of abuse 50%
Children and Divorce
Couples who inform their children about their separation 5%
Estimated Canadian children affected by divorce 35%

Should be sometime around 2080. We'll save the date. Seriously though all the best to you and yours man.
 
Fiveteamer will flake. So it was more of a devite in actuality.

Welp two spots opened up for my wedding. Looks like Casper and cali made the cut.
 
You're way too young to get married, pal. Don't do it.

You're welcome.

Wait till you're 33+
 
Casperwaits
Teamer, I am free.

I'll bring the pipe.

Dinner is on me (as long as you pay)
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He should invited all of us. Pretty sure no one would be able to attend, and at least a few would feel obligated to send a gift. Bad move.
 
IAG, you're just messing with us, right?
 
Don't worry my sweet little vagina. I wasn't expecting an invitation. Congrats on your wedding darling. I wish you two the best and hope you have a lovely day.

Will you be leaving baby behind for a honeymoon?

I do expect to see pictures after said event. TIA.
 
I will be 33 next year.

IAG, I invited Matt into my home.

I chaperoned him around Southern California.

Met up with him in 4 different states and 2 different provinces.

Nothing.
 
Wow, Matty. Friend of the century.

Matty, there are a lot of streets in Miami named after you, pal.


ONE WAY
 
Even boner invited me to his wedding and he barely knew me at the time AND his wife disliked/dislikes me. :lostwings:
 
I bet his buddy that constantly posts Anti-Montreal Canadiens propaganda on his FB wall got invited.. :reallymad:
 
Tron
IAG, you're just messing with us, right?
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Which part?


I was kidding that he should have invited all/any of us. I was not kidding that it would have been+ev
 
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Blitty FFS you're invited to the wedding. The woman ran out of fancy arts & crafts materials for the invites, so we decided not to send any international invites. We mailed out the local ones last weekend.

We're building a website with all the details, you'll get a link when it's ready.
 
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