common Jean-Louis

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I didn't know the guy ate poop. What they teaching them kids overthere?
 
Papa, I'm much bigger than Neil because Neil is much smaller. -JL
 
Papa let’s play hide and seek. You go over there and I’m gonna hide right here. It’s a good hiding spot. -JL
 
JL could be an Instagram star, I saw a fat boy today that has 3.5 million followers
 
-Papa, I know all the numbers.
-You mean letters.
-Oh yeah!
 
-Look Papa, I have a band-aid on my finger.
-Oh. How did you get hurt?
-*shrugs* Somehow.
 
Papa Ghostbusters live in New York City. Also Stephen Colbert. -JL, 4 and a half
 
*JL points to Pepsi bottle*

-Papa what is that juice?
-It’s like Coca-Cola.
-Why is it blue?
-It’s what you buy when the store runs out of Coke.
-What does it taste like?
-Blue Coke. Backup Coke.

*takes a sip*

-Papa it doesn’t taste like Coke.
-No? What does it taste like?
-It tastes like you said. Backup Coke.

:potato:
 
First day of "school" for the little guy today. Junior K.

i.e. no more daycare fees. The Matty household now has an extra $1000 a month to play with.

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-It's your first day of school tomorrow, are you excited to meet all your new friends?
-Yeah! But I'm still scared of spiders.
-What does that have to do with school?
-I don't know.

[Later]

-Papa? Are there spiders at the school?
-I don't think so.
-Okay!

:handshake:
 
One of JL's classmates is named Princess.