And actually, I don't need to keep secrets from you guys, so there - I actually went over the handlebars for the first time of my life yesterday... and I wasn't wearing a helmet
I'd left my helmet in Toronto, cause I didn't think I'd be riding. Anyway, I was lucky - front wheel sank sideways and I was chucked a bit to the side in a shallow ditch. I did what felt like a slow, graceful somersault and I ended up on my back, thinking my ride was over. Nothing hurt though and the bike's steering just had to be straightened a bit.
I'm an idiot.