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Getting ready for my 100mi/161km ride which is planned for this Saturday. Ima need to ingest one of these every 45 mins followed by water.

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Still haven't decided on a route... my first choice would be this but I'm concerned about having to leave my new bike locked and unattended for bathroom breaks. I guess I can pee in the bushes, but #2?
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I might end up playing it safe and do a first 100km loop, then a quick pit stop at home, then the final 61km, like so (round trip on the left, then two runs of the right-hand side route):
 
God bless, Matty. We don’t even contemplate those distances down here in the swamp. Note the Feels Like temp

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Yeah. It's been super muggy here the last two days but Saturday should be mild. Might actually be a bit chilly when I leave at 6am.
 
I had a flattering convo with a 28yo hottie who got married last month:

-My wife and I had our child a bit later in life, she was 33 and I was 35.
-Wait. If your son is 7, that means you're in your forties?!?
-*nods* I'm 42.
-No way! You're like 33!
-Aw, thanks.

:174:
 
Matty
Getting ready for my 100mi/161km ride which is planned for this Saturday. Ima need to ingest one of these every 45 mins followed by water.

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Still haven't decided on a route... my first choice would be this but I'm concerned about having to leave my new bike locked and unattended for bathroom breaks. I guess I can pee in the bushes, but #2?
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I might end up playing it safe and do a first 100km loop, then a quick pit stop at home, then the final 61km, like so (round trip on the left, then two runs of the right-hand side route):
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I think I've decided to do the big loop. I'll bring a travel-sized pack of baby wipes if I need to go #2 and just 💩 in the woods.

Pro riders and marathoners piss themselves. My plan is a bit more civilized. :handshake:
 
You're afraid that somebody would steal your locked bike in the few minutes you might take a shit? Tough town you living in overthere :thinking:
 
Absolutely. Bums everywhere, especially where cyclists are likely to stop (Tim Hortons, gas stations, etc.)

I might even take the cheap POS bike instead of the new Kona. It has better tires for riding unpaved shoulders and better gearing for steep hills. Not sure.
 
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Gotta let us old dads know what brush in hair color you're using too.
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The guy who hasn’t gotten a haircut in 18 months wants to know Matty’s hair color regimen. BONAYYYYYYYYYYYYY :lolpanda:
 
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