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ATTN: uncle wally

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TELLA!!

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Uncle Wally, have you ever collected stick bugs? Did you ever keep them in your room? Did you know that a stick bug can get as big as your head? Do you think they like to listen to music? Did you know that they eat their own skin after shedding it? Would you eat your own skin if you were to shed it or would you stuff it and make another Wally and pretend that you have a twin?
 
I think I need adderall. Maybe ritalin.

Uncle Wally, have you ever taken ritalin? I have pictures of what long term use of ritalin does to the brain. It makes it shrink. Do you remember shrinky dinks? Mom used to let me do those, but my brother always took over because I wasn't good at coloring. Do you like to color? What do you color? I can't stay in the lines. I hated kindergarten because of the coloring. I just can't do it. Would you color a picture for me? With crayons?
 
Teela, sorry to say but I really know nothing about lobsters. I don’t even like lobster. Normally I would fake it or just totally ramble on about something involving but not really pertaining to a subject but not today.

Today I almost lost it with a poster. Today I came as close as I have come in a very long time to using the “B” word. I caught myself in time and I managed to keep a composed outward appearance but I was so steamed internally.

I know, I know I shouldn’t allow something that doesn’t involve you to prevent your request to go unfulfilled. I have read and I understand that Teela Time is all the time when you are on and today I just fail.

Teela, I will send a PM to Bateman and perhaps he will tell you a tale about lobster tail.
 
Teela
I think I need adderall. Maybe ritalin.

Uncle Wally, have you ever taken ritalin? I have pictures of what long term use of ritalin does to the brain. It makes it shrink. Do you remember shrinky dinks? Mom used to let me do those, but my brother always took over because I wasn't good at coloring. Do you like to color? What do you color? I can't stay in the lines. I hated kindergarten because of the coloring. I just can't do it. Would you color a picture for me? With crayons?
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Note to self: Must do shrooms with Teela...
 
Uncle Wally, who did you almost call a "B?" It's okay to call someone a badass mutha fukka. I call myself that all the time. This morning, I was singing a song to myself about how wonderful I am. Do you ever do that? It was to the tune of "Where is Thumbkin" followed by another rendition to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know it." Do you make up songs? I don't know the words to songs most of the time, so I make up my own. I thought the words "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" were actually "Don't know what you got-o, Mr. Roboto." I had a boyfriend a few years ago correct me. I'm still bitter.
 
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