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ATTN: uncle wally

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Tella made me laugh then relaugh in this thread. Then Mrs. X made me laugh and then Plommer made me puke in my mouth and then I smirked momentarily but felt a little disgusted. Then bread was witty and clever. This was one of Wally's best threads. I'm going to go have my first beer of the day now. Me lame.
 
Today I almost lost it with a poster. Today I came as close as I have come in a very long time to using the “B” word. I caught myself in time and I managed to keep a composed outward appearance but I was so steamed internally.

Yes Uncle Wally, you're always able to keep a composed outward appearance. The underlying "B"-iness is never apparent, at all. I wonder how you do it.
 
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Looks just like a guy I used to work for at the last regular job I had. It was not a happy arrangement.

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Well this thread is showing a side of you I had never seen before. A very funny, free-flowing, presenting-interesting-options-on-what-can-be-done-with-shedded-skin side.

Muddy, my brain is a very twisted thing with the random connections that it makes. I've had to learn to insert the brain-mouth filter. It's a lot of work to form careful sentences that are slowly spoken. Usually, it's just 90 mph with the top down and who knows where we're going. It's not manic, I just usually run at a faster rate until I crash and burn for a day... and then begin again. ADHD more than likely.
 
Uncle Wally, do you like asparagus? Did you know that it makes your pee stink? Have you ever gone to the bathroom and thought, "What is that horrible odor? Oh my God, I think I must have some rare disease of the penis that causes my urine to smell! Oh... I had asparagus." Uncle Wally, is it normal that EVERY time I'm at a restaurant and someone orders something that has asparagus, I feel the need to announce that it makes your pee stink?