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mmike032
Muddy, do you suffer from frequent headaches from all the mathmatical formulas/porn knowledge floating around up there?
why do I get headaches everyday?
why does driving long distances give me a headaches?
why is BC powder the only OTC drug strong enough to cure my headaches?
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I almost never get headaches despite the pile of junk rattling around in my brain. Not since I got clean and sober.

I don't know why you get headaches.

I used to take OTC tylenol with codeine for headaches. It did the job but it could also be habit forming and if you took it too often it would start giving you headaches. I had to look up what BC powder is made of. Looks like it's just aspirin and some caffeine. I always found aspirin hard on the stomach but if it is doing the job then good.

Are you taking any repeated blows to the head? Try to avoid those.
 
Mudcat, how often do you get your prostate examined?

why kinda idle chatter do you engage in with the doctor prior to insertion?>
 
stevek173
Muddy what happens when we die?
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Your consciousness fizzles out to nothing and your physical body decomposes according to the laws of physics.

Vast amounts of time pass. More time than the mind can comprehend. Ten years pass, a thousand years, a billion years. Universes come and go but what few people realize is that time is circular. It finally time loops around and starts again.

Of course you are completely oblivious to it while it is happening. It's not like you're waiting impatiently and drumming your fingers and shit. You're dead.

Finally time loops around to the moment of your birth and your first consciousness - and you begin again. The time is actually insignificant. It passes like nothing. In terms of the experience, it is like there is no separation between the last flicker of consciousness as you die, and the first as you are born again.

Life begins anew. With any luck there is pudding along the way.
 
Muddy, had Jenny wanted to go and meet the guys with you how would you have handled it? You know with Blitty being there and all.
 
kato
who is your most favorite gurl poster?
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Oh, what a cruel question. My first instinct is to just cop out but no, no, I'll give an answer.

Rubyn has been very kind and helpful to me about music videos I have posted. So has Nina and others but it is fair to say that Rubyn has taken the most interest.

We have been lucky to have some great gurl posters here and I don't think I could choose between them in the big picture but just in terms of my own selfish little ego-driven reasons, I would have to say Rubyn.
 
Archie
Mudcat, how often do you get your prostate examined?

why kinda idle chatter do you engage in with the doctor prior to insertion?>
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I have never had a prostate exam. I even brought it up about 4 years ago and my doctor at the time basically talked me out of it. Like he said he would put a finger up my bum if I wished but, based on my answers to a bunch of questions, he didn't think it was necessary.

Looking back, that seems weird. But that's what happened.

He moved away and is no longer my doctor. Now I have a female doctor. Maybe I'll get her to put a finger up my bum next time.
 
I had a prostate exam once my senior year in hs and once during college.......

but I was in so much pain, that I didn't mind the greasy finger up the butt at the time....

but I think I need to get it checked now that i'm 10 years older, I do pee once in the middle of every night....

I have the prostate of a 70 year old man I guess
 
Muddy, could you write me into your will.....


and leave me your prostrate in case you have a sudden tragic accident? I'll just take the transplant and sleep better through the night.... thanks
 
wal66
Muddy, had Jenny wanted to go and meet the guys with you how would you have handled it? You know with Blitty being there and all.
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I would have been glad to bring her along. I think she is very pretty and I like to be seen with her. I feel like quite the stud.

Blitty is a formidable entity no doubt but I'm not afraid.

I'm Mudcat. :muddy:
 
thanks muddy
 
Mudcat
I have never had a prostate exam. I even brought it up about 4 years ago and my doctor at the time basically talked me out of it. Like he said he would put a finger up my bum if I wished but, based on my answers to a bunch of questions, he didn't think it was necessary.

Looking back, that seems weird. But that's what happened.

He moved away and is no longer my doctor. Now I have a female doctor. Maybe I'll get her to put a finger up my bum next time.
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Sounds absolutely ridiculous that a doctor would talk you out of a prostate exam. I would get one if I were you.
 
Mudcat
I have never had a prostate exam.

Now I have a female doctor. Maybe I'll get her to put a finger up my bum next time.
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Muddaaaay, this reminds me of the time when I was experiencing some discomfort in my groin area.

My doctor sent me for an ultrasound. I show up at the ultrasound place and the male tech that was supposed to perform the procedure was running late so they had a 30 something yr old female tech do it instead, I think she was Russian.

She told me to take my pants and underwear off and get on the table, that is normally enough to get me hard but I used self control and avoided the hard-on.

Then she gently grabs my kok and tapes it to my stomach so she can do the ultrasound on my testicles.

She puts this jelly on my balls and is rubbing the ultrasound paddle on my testicles for at least 10 minutes!

It was by far the most pleasurable medical procedure I've ever experienced! I highly recommend it.

I'm looking forward to my next one.

The fact that it was covered under the provincial heath plan makes it that much more of a bonus.
 
betplom
Muddaaaay, this reminds me of the time when I was experiencing some discomfort in my groin area.

My doctor sent me for an ultrasound. I show up at the ultrasound place and the male tech that was supposed to perform the procedure was running late so they had a 30 something yr old female tech do it instead, I think she was Russian.

She told me to take my pants and underwear off and get on the table, that is normally enough to get me hard but I used self control and avoided the hard-on.

Then she gently grabs my kok and tapes it to my stomach so she can do the ultrasound on my testicles.

She puts this jelly on my balls and is rubbing the ultrasound paddle on my testicles for at least 10 minutes!

It was by far the most pleasurable medical procedure I've ever experienced! I highly recommend it.

I'm looking forward to my next one.

The fact that it was covered under the provincial heath plan makes it that much more of a bonus.
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Like a freeplay.
 
wal66
Muddy, had Jenny wanted to go and meet the guys with you how would you have handled it? You know with Blitty being there and all.
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Please tell me this is a stab at humor and not a serious inquiry.
 
Mudcat
Oh, what a cruel question. My first instinct is to just cop out but no, no, I'll give an answer.

Rubyn has been very kind and helpful to me about music videos I have posted. So has Nina and others but it is fair to say that Rubyn has taken the most interest.

We have been lucky to have some great gurl posters here and I don't think I could choose between them in the big picture but just in terms of my own selfish little ego-driven reasons, I would have to say Rubyn.
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Just in time for my birthday!!
:mexican:
 
My female doctor is a crusty looking Indian woman. Not sure there is an erotic angle to getting a butt inspection from her.
 
Usually when females are rubbing my balls while I'm on a table they are nekkid.

This was a first for me.
 
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