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betplom
You lummox, Mr X hasn't left.
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What choo talkin' bout betplom?

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Cougar Bait
Muddy am I allowed to post pictures of you here presently and in the future regardless of your involvement with Gamelive?

Just trying to get the okay ahead of time.

I want to be in full compliance.

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I feel like I'm missing an inside joke on this one but I'll go ahead and answer straight up for now. Sure. Just keep those punches UP.
 
Archie
Muddy, do you have any children?

would you like to make some biological children?
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I have no children and I don't want any. I had two different women "offer" to have children with me and I was never close to accepting.
 
RogueJuror
What would you tell the guy that had under age sex with Scholar when he was a teen boy?
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I would tell him to always keep his head up when carrying the puck across the blue line.
 
Mudcat, what was the first song you learned to play on the guitar?

how many chicks would you say you had some sort of sexual relation with, due to your musical ability?
 
Muddy if you were black what name would you like to have?
 
Mudcat
I feel like I'm missing an inside joke on this one but I'll go ahead and answer straight up for now. Sure. Just keep those punches UP.
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I questioned Cougar posting an old picture of Mrs.X (who everyone knows does not post here anymore).

To be more specific, I said it was creepy that he posted a photo of a former, reputable poster.

I'm all in favor of posting photos of Richkas etc for a good laugh.



Like I said before, I may have been out of line for saying it was creepy.

Cougar, do you accept my apology? If not, then I may have to butt rape you.
 
But what if I kinda like butt raping?

You know, acting creepy and all :excl:

Oh and thanks for the okay Muddy. I need to make a list.
 
who was your favorite muppet? Least favorite?
 
Archie
Mudcat, what was the first song you learned to play on the guitar?

how many chicks would you say you had some sort of sexual relation with, due to your musical ability?
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I don't remember my first guitar song. There are a handful of likely candidates. I learned to play guitar in a guitar club in grade 6 and I still actually have some lyrics-with-chords in my guitar case in the handwriting of my grade 6 teacher, Mr. Jeffrey, who was the greatest teacher of all time. I mean, not his actual direct handwriting, but mimeographs. Faded 37 year old mimeographs.

Oh the nostalgia of it all.

So it was probably one of those Gordon Lightfoot songs, most likely the simplest of them. I'll say Cotton Jenny.



Hard to answer the question about sexual relations as a result of musical ability. Once for sure. My ex said she first fell in love with me when she heard the opening vocals of my song The Devil on cassette. But the relationship was deeper than that and I feel sure it would have happened if I didn't play music at all.

I'm probably thinking too much here. I'll say 2-3.
 
RogueJuror
Muddy if you were black what name would you like to have?
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Hideki. I would be a very subversive black guy.

Hideki Goldstein.
 
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RogueJuror
Do you know proper CPR?
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Kind of maybe. These questions are highlighting to me how full of gray areas my life is.

I learned CPR during all the swimming lessons I took as a kid. I see people doing CPR on TV and I guess I understand what they are doing.

In an emergency today, would I be able to do it? I could take a shot. I'm sure what I would do would be better than no CPR at all.

Would it qualify as proper CPR?

:dunno:
 
Bread
who was your favorite muppet? Least favorite?
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For favorite, gotta go with Ernie. Hard to top Ernie crooning the Rubber Duckie song.


Least favorite is an easy call. Miss Piggy. What a ho.
 
Muddy, do you suffer from frequent headaches from all the mathmatical formulas/porn knowledge floating around up there?
why do I get headaches everyday?
why does driving long distances give me a headaches?
why is BC powder the only OTC drug strong enough to cure my headaches?
 
who is your most favorite gurl poster?
 
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