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You lummox, Mr X hasn't left.

What choo talkin' bout betplom?

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I feel like I'm missing an inside joke on this one but I'll go ahead and answer straight up for now. Sure. Just keep those punches UP.


I questioned Cougar posting an old picture of Mrs.X (who everyone knows does not post here anymore).

To be more specific, I said it was creepy that he posted a photo of a former, reputable poster.

I'm all in favor of posting photos of Richkas etc for a good laugh.



Like I said before, I may have been out of line for saying it was creepy.

Cougar, do you accept my apology? If not, then I may have to butt rape you.
 
Mudcat, what was the first song you learned to play on the guitar?

how many chicks would you say you had some sort of sexual relation with, due to your musical ability?




I don't remember my first guitar song. There are a handful of likely candidates. I learned to play guitar in a guitar club in grade 6 and I still actually have some lyrics-with-chords in my guitar case in the handwriting of my grade 6 teacher, Mr. Jeffrey, who was the greatest teacher of all time. I mean, not his actual direct handwriting, but mimeographs. Faded 37 year old mimeographs.

Oh the nostalgia of it all.

So it was probably one of those Gordon Lightfoot songs, most likely the simplest of them. I'll say Cotton Jenny.



Hard to answer the question about sexual relations as a result of musical ability. Once for sure. My ex said she first fell in love with me when she heard the opening vocals of my song The Devil on cassette. But the relationship was deeper than that and I feel sure it would have happened if I didn't play music at all.

I'm probably thinking too much here. I'll say 2-3.
 
Do you know proper CPR?


Kind of maybe. These questions are highlighting to me how full of gray areas my life is.

I learned CPR during all the swimming lessons I took as a kid. I see people doing CPR on TV and I guess I understand what they are doing.

In an emergency today, would I be able to do it? I could take a shot. I'm sure what I would do would be better than no CPR at all.

Would it qualify as proper CPR?

:dunno:
 
Muddy, do you suffer from frequent headaches from all the mathmatical formulas/porn knowledge floating around up there?
why do I get headaches everyday?
why does driving long distances give me a headaches?
why is BC powder the only OTC drug strong enough to cure my headaches?