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Matty
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:lmao: @ condoms
 
Do we know what the name of that piece is Matty?

That would be a good one for a "create the caption/name" thread.
 
So many possible interpretations. Me, I see a girl who looks bummed. Why is she bummed? Most obvious answer: she is finding an emptiness in her quest for a partner that she can connect with and form a longer term bond.

All those condoms = absence of trust. She yearns for a trusting relationship.

However I see another possibility. It looks like one of those pictures is Jared from Subway. Maybe she's just all like dayum, I was with Jared from Subway.


:fok:
 
My thoughts were along that same line.

It is possible that the condoms are the female equivalent of a notch in the bedpost, although her body language says sadness rather than pride.

Or maybe she has just realized that she is a whore.

But I think you are correct.. I call it "regret"
 
Mudcat
However I see another possibility. It looks like one of those pictures is Jared from Subway. Maybe she's just all like dayum, I was with Jared from Subway.


:fok:
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What if they're ALL minor advertising spokespersons, and she's finally completed her quest after nailing Flo from Progressive?
 
Many different sizes of condoms there. I wonder what size Flo uses. Extra large I bet.

Whatever that means.

No but seriously man, I hear Jared took a beating in the prison yard from a 60 year-old dude.
 
Jared is not a good candidate for thriving in prison.
 
IAG
My thoughts were along that same line.

It is possible that the condoms are the female equivalent of a notch in the bedpost, although her body language says sadness rather than pride.

Or maybe she has just realized that she is a whore.

But I think you are correct.. I call it "regret"
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:greencheck::lmao:

I call it Memoirs of a Whore
 
This is the dude that laid the beatdown on Jared. Steven J. Nigg is his name. I feel like there's a punchline there but I haven't found it yet.

Is this an old picture or is this him at 60? I don't know.

Here's what I know: I don't want to go to prison.

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I guess I make a sumo connection. My mind just automatically goes to sumo.

For some reason.
 
That's actually a pic of me trying to do a pullup before this whole near death weight loss endeavor thing.

I wasn't able to do one. My ass looks a lot better in jeans.
 
Mudcat
I guess I make a sumo connection. My mind just automatically goes to sumo.

For some reason.
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Is it the sumo thing? Something about the back of that head screams "asian" to me.
 
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