Meet my crazy neighbour

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oh she has yall all mapped out alright
 
Matty
Fiance just came home with babay and she says that Crazy Neighbour yelled at her in the lobby:

QUIT HAVING CHILDREN, IT'S ILLEGAL!

wtf :facepalm:
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That's grounds for an official complaint. Did you still want me to take out your cat? I'm thinking I can pay the nut a very friendly visit.
 
She left a garbage bag in the middle of the hall this morning, centered perfectly between the 4 elevator doors.

When she does make it all the way to the garbage chute she doesnt actually send the garbage down - she leaves the bag stuck between the chute door and the inner flap.

:mrquincy:
 
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This photo reminds me that the repairs still haven't been done since the water incident back in April.

Remind me not to buy a condo.
 
I bet this chick is great to binge drink with.
 
There are some people who do shit like that that I would like to see get a flying headbutt from the top turnbuckle. Like the one guy that works here. He prepares Purolator shipments but won't put them where the Purolator shipments are processed - because that would mean reaching all the way across a table. He actually ends up shooting himself in the foot a lot with his congestion getting in his own way.

It's strictly a lameness issue. He probably has trouble getting his garbage at home all the way where it needs to go and whatnot. He could use a good headbutt.

That woman though - something seriously wrong with her.
 
Seems she could have got a lot more in that bag.

I always give the bag a solid push...sometimes even the ol foot squash.
one time I even got on the counter...solid second Tu rnbuckle height..Perhaps even a higher elevation then second buckle. I gave it a solid elbow smash and got in the empty popcorn container.
In that particular incident I say success achieved.
 
I think she's sending a message. You've been warned:willamena:
 
I would LOVE to know the contents of that bag.
 
Matty
She called me stupid and ugly on Saturday night.

I get off the elevator on my floor as she's trying to barge in. She sees me and yells "EXCUSE ME!", then she loudly says to another woman who was in the elevator "Excuse me, a stupid man, an ugly man was trying to get between me and the elevator."

:ohmy: I'm not stupid... does it show on my ugly face?
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You need to share an elevator ride with her. 20+ floors will give her plenty of time to make you summon your inner Ray Rice.
 
She will not get on the elevator if a man is in there.
 
I feel like she needs some kind of retaliation. Really needs some behaviorism implemented to stop surfing for reactions from people. Maybe something like this, idk. Maybe people throw a bunch of trash bags in front of her door.

 
Just took the elevator with her for the first time. She was agitated and fidgety, but she seemed a lot more normal than usual. She didn't say anything even though she realized we were going to the same floor.

Then as I was unlocking my door (she was like 20 feet away to my right, unlocking hers), she muttered you sonofabitch.

Baby steps.
 
double post bullshit
 
oh, my, god.

so fucked up man, I did laugh but seriously man, I'm sorry that's happening to you. She's obviously a total douche and it shouldn't matter but man that would be annoying to know that shit is a possibility every time for you and your family.
 
oh, my, god.

so fucked up man, I did laugh but seriously man, I'm sorry that's happening to you. She's obviously a total douche and it shouldn't matter but man that would be annoying to know that shit is a possibility every time for you and your family.
 
She's right about you though Matty, even if she is talking to herself.

You have to give her some credit for being a good judge of character.
 
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