Muddy I respect the living shit out of you and you know this. I know I am quite slovenly, I'm leaning against the wall guy squirting very hard piss going everywhere. Absolutely atrocious and I do not care. That being said I cannot have you doing this in public. I'm sorry, I really do love you like a brother but please don't be that guy. Please.
You usually pee sitting down?
But you're a lefty right? Righty here, a little ambidextrous. Never wiped with left that I remember.
the way I see is it is what hand do you put a baseball glove on if you are right handed? The left hand because it just has a little more presise control...