Which Hand Do You Wipe With?

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Yeah the fucking stray, sometimes to the side of the bowl then quick decision - wipe the space between the toilet and the sink or fuck it?

Not saying what I choose 9 times out of 10 :whistling:

Muddayyyyyyyyyy
 
I've had sex where I wasn't sure whether cum or pee was going to come out. Shoulda gone beforehand.
 
I would not like to be peed in, that would be gross.

Makes me glad I have two separate wholes for this stuff.
 
bacon
Yeah the fucking stray, sometimes to the side of the bowl then quick decision - wipe the space between the toilet and the sink or fuck it?
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Dark floor = fok it
White floor = throw ball of TP on the the floor and casually push it around with your foot.
 
I've learned that too, if there is any question drain the horse beforehand. Sure your valves will switch and the technicalities will work themselves out but pleasure is nowhere even close.

Agreed on dark floor. You know I've done the foot move but forgot about it, probably would have remembered it come time. Go to move right there.
 
Right hand.

When out in public, I always wash my hands after peeing. I usually do at home too although there could be an exception if I have just had a shower and there is no way that anything I touched is remotely dirty. I might not bother.

I virtually never get actual pee on my hands. That is not a factor.

As a rule, I feel that society is probably a little over worried about the post-pee handwash. Like, if you look at the actual logistics of it. I think there is an exaggerated idea of how dirty Johnsons are. It's probably a bit of residual Puritan thinking. But I go along with it.

I am very proactive about cleaning up stray pee. I usually pee sitting down so it doesn't happen often but if there is any possibility, I take care of business. I'll wipe the rim and whatnot without blinking an eye. Then wash my hands. Can't recall ever misfiring to the point where I got some on the floor. But I would go there if I had to.

You better fucking believe it.
 
You usually pee sitting down?

:ahawut:
 
Muddy I respect the living shit out of you and you know this. I know I am quite slovenly, I'm leaning against the wall guy squirting very hard piss going everywhere. Absolutely atrocious and I do not care. That being said I cannot have you doing this in public. I'm sorry, I really do love you like a brother but please don't be that guy. Please.
 
Gross thread, cammi! What were you thinking??
 
I don't believe humans were meant to sit on a toilet seat. Cuts of the circulation of vital nerves and veins. Shortens life span.

Cavemen squat.

I've been squatting for years. Don't remember the last time I touched a toilet seat.

Strengthens your quads and core.
 
Shut up blitty! It's a fucking fantastic thread!
 
Blitty
I don't believe humans were meant to sit on a toilet seat. Cuts of the circulation of vital nerves and veins. Shortens life span.

Cavemen squat.

I've been squatting for years. Don't remember the last time I touched a toilet seat.

Strengthens your quads and core.
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Excellent point. Always felt as though the standard toilet had sub-optimal ergonomics.
 
I wipe lefty. Usually top to bottom unless there is a good chance im getting dome and wont be cleaning before... Not much of an issue since wedded bliss.

Muddy im with you in that if i piss on a seat (standing) i wipe it down. Grew up with 3 sisters and no brothers so its always that and seat down... Even in public. I suppose the exception is very drunkenly at a sports venue ( or REALLY destroyed bar). Its just the right thing to do.
 
Do you guys look at the tp after you wipe?
 
Did plommer find out cammis password or something?
 
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